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  • Something really wierd is going on

    I don't know if this is happening anywhere else, but I'm extremely weirded out. I'm really shaken up as I type this, and I'm trying to do it as quickly as possible. As soon as I post this, I'm packing up anything I can find and hauling ass to my mom's house a couple miles away in the city and out of this little ass town!

    Usually, I take a walk around town in right after work in the afternoon just to take some of the edge off of my day. Normally, it's a very relaxing thing to do - especially in my pretty quiet town. Everything was totally normal until the road I walk by swings past the old Jehova's Witnesses meeting house.

    There, I saw what looked at the time like the old man that owned the Texxaco station on Anderson Road stepping face-first into a wall over and over again. I had absolutely no idea why somebody would do this to themselves, so I yelled out 'Hey! Are you OK?', but he didn't even so much as turn around.

    I stepped a little closer, and yelled again - still nothing. I walked up to him, and placed my hand on his shoulder. He swung around, grabbing my hand with his hand, which looked to me like he shoved it into an open bonfire for a half an hour. His face... it almost made my heart rocket out of my chest. His skin was blackened, and peeling off the bones, and his teeth were red with what I remember looking like battery acid.

    I pulled myself free from his grip -- which was thankfully very loose. As I stumbled backwards, I screamed 'what the hell is wrong with you?', but he only stared at me with a saddened, distant look in his yellow, tired eyes. He was making groaning noises, and moving towards me as if he was hobbling like a penguin.

    God, I took immediately to running down the street as fast as my gelatin legs could take me. I swear to God, I made the two miles uphill in less than five minutes - the adrenaline was coursing through my body like snake venom. All I could think of when I was running was all of those crappy zombie movies I watched when I was in my preteen years, and I couldn't stop.

    At my house, I was struck with more worry than I had before when the screen door covering my front stoop was wide open, swaying violently in the wind. My screen door is NEVER open. Bolted my doors. Locked the windows. Took a shower and have decided to get out of here.


    Where the hell is the rest of my friends? And why the hell isnt my cellphone/landline working? But the power and cable on? No mention of any of this on TV or the net. In fact half the channels arent picking up well. Some wierd ass things going on in this town man.

    edit: I just talked to a friend on AIM who ran into the same kind of **** I am. Im going to pick him up.


    There is no one on the streets.


    WTF?
    Out.
    http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OLHMHMB&key=RRK

    :-(

  • #2
    The Mothership has landed, people.
    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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    • #3
      Oh, and



      "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
      "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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      • #4
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #5
          I think the US military is testing some new virus...
          (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
          (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
          (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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          • #6
            It sure would have been nice if floppy_lobster had stated where in the world he was posting from.

            Be safe, man. CALL THE COPS!

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            • #7
              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
              Stadtluft Macht Frei
              Killing it is the new killing it
              Ultima Ratio Regum

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              • #8
                Cable internet here's been screwy all day.
                meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                • #9
                  Suuuuuuure. Seen too many previews for "Land of the Dead," have we?
                  Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                  • #10
                    Don't let them bite you. There was something else...

                    Headshots! that's right ...and board up the windows. Nail the doors shut. Ignore any complaints from your landlord, just tell him zombies are after you...
                    Long time member @ Apolyton
                    Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                    • #11
                      Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.
                      "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                      "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                      • #12


                        This is why I venture down to the Off-Topic once in awhile.

                        Thank you. My day is complete.
                        Haven't been here for ages....

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                        • #13
                          And the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!
                          "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                          "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                          • #14
                            Floppy, you should cut back on your dosage next time.
                            "In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed. But they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love. They had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
                            —Orson Welles as Harry Lime

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                            • #15
                              I say its
                              Spoiler:
                              Thorns
                              DL.

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