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I ****ed a chicken.
j/k I lied.
j/k I lied.
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I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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I've only ever tried the weed, and my mother knows all about it...Originally posted by Pekka
I bet you did drugs and lied to your mom about it. Didn't you? Yes.. you have.. Drugs.
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Originally posted by Kidicious
I ****ed a chicken.
j/k I lied.
Is that any different from being a communist?
When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."Comment
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I got involved in porn, then my gf cheated on me so I told her bigot mom what nasty things she did on film. Her mom kicked her out of the house and cut her off financially.
No, wait that was MRT...sorry...
I love being beaten by women - LorizaelComment
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Then I sucked my new roommate's dick in the shower...
Oh. That was MRT too...
12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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I crush the dreams of children.Stop Quoting BenComment
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It seems that I in some way annoy SC - I just can't descide if that's a crime or a virtue.With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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Well, I'd say, but it involves a dead hooker and a stolen Columbian Cartel shipment.If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.Comment
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Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Then I sucked my new roommate's dick in the shower...
Oh. That was MRT too...
http://www.counterglow.com/forum/sho...threadid=29459
OMFG, he´s such a slut...
I love being beaten by women - LorizaelComment
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I helped a man kill three people, one a mere teenager."I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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That sounds pretty rotten...Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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This guy was admitted to detox late one Friday night. He had a blood alcohol over 600. The next morning when my shift arrived he still had a blood alcohol over 500 but he began to wake up. He became beligerant and abusive towards the nurses. He wanted to know where his wallet was, when no one could tell him he became convinced that some friends had stolen it. When he began throwing things and lunging at the staff we decided to move him to a more "secure" facility, so my resident got on the phone with U of Md. Hospital downtown. Meanwhile since I couldn't convince him to allow us to sedate him I called security to send someone up to help contain him. The security cop walked into the call, assessed the situation, then while my back was turned got out his keys and opened up a side door, and actually held it open for this guy to escape through! We called the police in the hopes that they could intercept him at his car, but they didn't even try. He went home and killed three friends. His wallet was in the ER."I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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Sheesh, although I would hardly describe that as your fault though Doc...Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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he's obviously alluding to the additional services that accompanied the sale of your bedOriginally posted by Boris Godunov
What was so bad about that?
You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto LuongoComment
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Me and my friends we got hold of the key of a room in a fancy hotel, and we emptied the room. Leather coat, money, the works... Can't say I'm proud of myself, but boy did I feel alive that night...Last edited by Nostromo; June 28, 2005, 20:39.Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – LessingComment
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