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I have to write a 100 word essay on why I want to be a security 'officer'.

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  • I have to write a 100 word essay on why I want to be a security 'officer'.

    Ok, the first word.

    Hmm.
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    I want to be a security officer because

    That's 8. 92 to go.
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    • #3
      I admire the seriousness of the job and will appreciate the structured management of the work day.

      that's 25. Do periods count ya think?
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      • #4
        because I am a great believer in law and order. This job would be an extension of my service during the cold war where I stared down the entire Ruskie Army in the Fulda Gap.

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        • #5
          Excellent! 59!
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          • #6
            "And in a pinch, if I lack a sufficient level manlyness to take on a group of punks by myself, I personally know Super Citizen. He would be more than happy to help me put the hurt on them."
            The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

            The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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            • #7
              " 'Who is Super Citizen?' you ask. Let me tell you..."
              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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              • #8
                We're over a hundred.

                One thing though, I WANT the job.
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                • #9
                  What's the 32nd word?
                  Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

                  Do It Ourselves

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                  • #10
                    Huh?
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                    • #11
                      Just curious.
                      Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

                      Do It Ourselves

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                      • #12
                        Math challenged?
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                        • #13
                          If you need a postscript, you can throw in that, in your current position, they make you wear women's blouses...and that they clash with your masculine blue tutu.

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                          • #14
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                            • #15
                              How's this:

                              When I was just a child, my father – the finest man I have ever known – sat me down and told me, “Son, there are many fine words and phrases in the English language. ‘Freedom.’ ‘Pursuit of Happiness.’ ‘Supersize Me.’ But there is none so proud, so powerful, as that noblest of all phrases, that phrase that makes the heart soar and a tear come to the eye of any man not made of stone: ‘Rent-a-Cop.’ Remember that, boy, and make me proud.” So, please allow me to join your organization, fulfill my destiny, and bring honor to my father’s name.
                              100 words, exactly. You're welcome.
                              "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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