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  • A happy Banker's birthday

    ... to Saras!

    (I had to make this thread because otherwise he wouldn't let me use my avatar anymore)
    DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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    Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
    Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
    Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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    • #3
      The house is full of people. Big party lots of wine and song, i'll pop in to see if the party here is as good

      I offer:
      a virtual case of wine
      A virtual keg of Kauno Pilies beer
      An authentic smoked spanish ham (whole leg, to be exact)
      veal tenderloin roasted with cold smoked bacon, garlic and rosemary

      ENJOY
      Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
      Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
      Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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      • #4
        Ah my first Lithuanian beer Happy birthday Saras.
        Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
        And notifying the next of kin
        Once again...

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        • #5
          Happy birthday!
          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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          • #6
            Monkey!!!

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            • #7
              is that it?
              Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
              Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
              Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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              • #8
                happy birthday, dude!
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • #9
                  is that it?
                  What? You want an award or something? For aging!?

                  Fine, here you go... some stupid trophey no one cares about:

                  Monkey!!!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Japher


                      What? You want an award or something? For aging!?

                      Fine, here you go... some stupid trophey no one cares about:

                      Nice... unknown object

                      Thanks anyway.

                      I'll now break out the single malts,

                      SS
                      Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                      Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                      Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                      • #12
                        I actually feel older. Although i'm JUST 28.
                        Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                        Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                        Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                        • #13
                          It's ok Saras, I'll bump this thread from now on.
                          DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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                          • #14
                            Happy Birthday Mate
                            You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                            • #15
                              Only feebs vote.

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