Top 100 movie quotes

[Zkribbler]

Re: Top 100 movie quotes

Originally posted by BeBro
Surprisingly not much from movies of the last two decades (some exceptions).

The AFI voters tend to be old f*rts.

I would have liked to have seen some from the Duke.

"But I won't. I won't. The hell I won't." [PUNCH!]

"There's right and there's wrong. Do the one and you're living. Do the other, and you may be walking around, but you're dead as a beaver hat."

"Fill your hands, you sons of a b****!"

Or from Die Hard
"Whoopie ki yea, m***** f****."
"Where are my detinators?!"

Kill Bill 2:
"Wiggle your big toe."

Batman
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

The Odd Couple
"If you think that's sad, you should see your meatloaf."
"Smaaaa! Smaaaa!"

Shot in the Dark
"I tell you, Gina Gambrelli is beautiful...er...innocent!"

Ruthless People
"I've been kidnapped by K-Mart."

Stripes
We're a nation of mutts! Our ancestors have been thrown out of every self-respecting nation in the world!

or what of poor Jim Carey?

"I'm MTV scum!"

"I can't believe how nice the people in this building are to me."/"Well, that's because you have big ***s."

"I think he wants to communicate."

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Originally posted by bipolarbear
Let me explain something to you; I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Good, but not as good as

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

That one should be top ten, easy.

[Zkribbler]

From The Producers:
"Give me my blue blanket! Give me my blue blanket!"
"Der Fuhrer never said, 'Baby.'"

Fistful of Dollars
"My mule gets the crazy idea that you're laughin' at him. So if you'll apologize, like I know you're going to . . ."

Halleluja Trail
"Never have so many shots been fire in such a small area is such a brief time with so little effect. No fatalities at all??"

Tarzan the Ape Man
"Me Tarzan, you Jane"
"Aaaaahhh-eeeee-aaaahhhh!"

[Boris Godunov]

You had me at "hello."

Oh please.

[Guynemer]

"Asps. Very dangerous. You go first."

[Boris Godunov]

And what the hell is this:

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

- 2001

Huh? I don't remember that line at all. But EVERYBODY remembers:

What are you doing, Dave?

Why isn't that on the list?

[Guynemer]

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do...

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Huh? I don't remember that line at all

"I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that"

Is the line which follows that...

[Lung]

A great list. Some of the suggestions are worthy of the list, though..

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
"I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that"

Is the line which follows that...

I remember that one better, but still: the most memorable line from the movie is "What are you doing, Dave?" Hell, anyone named Dave probably hears this once a month in a bad attempt at humor.

[KrazyHorse]

I find the line I quoted the creepiest line in the whole movie.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov


I remember that one better, but still: the most memorable line from the movie is "What are you doing, Dave?" Hell, anyone named Dave probably hears this once a month in a bad attempt at humor.

Actually, I remember "Open the pod bay door, Hal" better than either of those. To each his own, I guess.

[alva]

I'm with KH on this one.

HAL pwns IBM.

[boann]

i always liked this quote from bull durham
but its too long to make a list i think.



Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the ****, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fibre, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

[KrazyHorse]

Yup.