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    Government May Restrict Use of Genetically Modified Farmers

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    • #17
      Vatican Condemns "Radical" Teachings of Newly Resurrected Christ

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Kuciwalker
        Vatican Condemns "Radical" Teachings of Newly Resurrected Christ

        Originally posted by MosesPresley
        I liked this one.

        "Vatican condemns "radical" teachings of the newly resurrected Christ."
        Already posted.

        Man, I always wanted to do that to Kuci.
        "In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed. But they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love. They had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
        —Orson Welles as Harry Lime

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        • #19
          ahh the onion does rule.
          Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
          Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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          • #20
            Holy ****, that's funny.
            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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