ACS: Revenge of the AECCP

[Lonestar]

Yes, yes it was.

[Lonestar]

Years ago, near the genesis of his career, Batman used his Batmobile to stop an out-of-control car, saving the family within. The grateful father and mother named their newborn son Batman Jones in his honor. Batman, in return, built a "Bat-Coop" crib for him and posed for reporters' pictures with the family, holding the baby himself. Since Batman never took rewards, often the people he helped sent presents or money to the Jones family in his stead. Batman Jones grew up with Batman as his idol. Then, one night when the Bat-Signal drew Batman and Robin to police headquarters, they were witness to the arrival of young Batman Jones, clad in a homemade uniform and riding a bike. Commissioner Gordon asked Batman and Robin to help recover a silver statue stolen from a millionaire's home. By threatening to launch his own investigation, Batman Jones convinced the dynamic duo to take him along in order to keep him out of mischief. The boy proves to be of use when he organizes a game of hide-and-seek among a group of neighborhood boys, using their talent at finding places to hide to uncover a stolen statue's hiding place; as a result, Batman is able to intercept the thief as he returns for his booty. Later, Batman and Robin take their protege to the Bat-Cave, claiming to be taking him for a training session. In reality, they intend to show him that crime-fighting is too difficult for him to master, and thus discourage him. But Batman Jones proves quick-witted and agile enough to pass their tests, and after they send him back home, the two heroes admit they have to try another task. On his own, Batman Jones deduces that crooks will try to use the machine tools exhibited at a hobby show to tunnel through a connecting wall into the bank next door. The youth is there to see the crooks try their hand, but Batman and Robin are also present and apprehend the thieves. However, Batman Jones has discovered a stamp exhibit while at the show, and gets so engrossed with it that he slacks off his Batman-isms in favor of stamp collecting. Relieved, Batman and Robin hit the road.

[DinoDoc]

Tell me he was wiped from existance in Crisis on Infinite Earths.

[Lonestar]

I bet Batman Jones would have just shot the Joker int he head. Twice.

[DinoDoc]

Any real Batman Jones would have a bullwhip and a pistol.

[Lonestar]

You stole that from a true geek, an SDN poster. Come to the Darkside...Kuci did....

[Lonestar]

It's snowing here. I was hoping work would be canceled for me, but I just got an email on my BB to the effect "You are essential personnel....make sure you come in tomorrow." It had me and two other guys on the list.

WTF? I'm keeping that email to show it to them come eval time. It's really coming down and sticking. Drive tomorrow is gonna suck.

[Lonestar]

"As Roboute's Rangers and IG Regiment under Col. Kuciwalker continued to pursue the Daemon-Prince Dino'Doc throughout the Northern Continent, the 119th Cadian, under Col. Matthias Bryant was dispatched to the Tropical islands where the Rangers had first encountered the Necrons.

Swiftly, the foul, ancient aliens attacked the base camp, and it was only through a valiant defense where the Necrontyr beaten back. A Expedition was sent East, and it was discovered that this side of the river, at least, was clear of the Xenos. Marching in the foot-deep mud, the hardy Cadians crossed the river..only to receive word that the Necrons had strcuk at another point along the river, and were in danger of rolling up the paltry defenses remaining! The armoured component was forced to turn around and defeat this new menace, while the Infantry company continued to slog through the huge, cyclopean city rising out of the mud.

During the course of the destruction of the Necrontyr ruins(can such active structures truly be called ruins?) the Solitary Monolith awoke, and it was only through calling upon the Omnimessiah to curse the Monolith's machine spirit that disaster was averted. With the armored company arriving, the destruction of the structures was assured. Once more, through His Grace the foulest of Xenos were defeated.

--From The Corrupt STC, and the Hunt for the Traitor Marine Dino'Doc

[Lonestar]

DinoDoc, you pick up Ultimate Spider-man?

[DinoDoc]

The answer to that question for the near future is going to be no. Too busy trying to get caught up on back TF issues from the new studio, Civil War, Onslaught Reborn, and school. Just tell me about the issue.

[Lonestar]

Fing Fang Foom ate the clones.




All the clones are killed dead, MJ and Pete are back together...and Pete hasn't mentioned this to Kitty.

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by Lonestar
Fing Fang Foom ate the clones.

Ok, I'll have to pick this up.

Issue number? Even the fem-clone?

All the clones are killed dead, MJ and Pete are back together...and Pete hasn't mentioned this to Kitty.

Much hilarity will be had from this I hope.

[Lonestar]

No, Fem Clone ran off. She's alive. The others are dead.


Also, Nick Fury gave a heartfelt speech about the reason why he had all this anti-spidey stuff set up was because he thought Pete was going to snap...and he didn't. Told Pete he had a bright future ahead of him, so long as he didn't **** it up before he graduated High School.

[DinoDoc]

Did he clock Fury after that speech?

[Lonestar]

nope.