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  • Reduced to using AOL dial-up

    Jesus ****ing Christ this sucks.

    "Yeah, we've got high speed wireless!"*

    *Not available in room 108, 24 feet from the router.

    Good thing I spend most of my time surfing boards. If I actually did **** that needed broadband, I'd be REALLY pissed.

    <--points and laughs @ himself. HAH-hah!

    ****.

  • #2
    What colour is your soap? I'm dying to know.
    Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

    Do It Ourselves

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    • #3
      White.

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      • #4
        You should sue. That's cruel and unusual.

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        • #5
          AOL.. and DIAL UP? .. if you want to eat, I can go outside the cave when it's not raining anymore and kill some bears.
          In da butt.
          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Pekka
            AOL.. and DIAL UP? .. if you want to eat, I can go outside the cave when it's not raining anymore and kill some bears.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Pekka
              AOL.. and DIAL UP? .. if you want to eat, I can go outside the cave when it's not raining anymore and kill some bears.
              I'm quite capable of killing my own bears, thank you very much.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by reds4ever


                Only feebs vote.

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                • #9
                  dial up? Should we type slower?
                  Haven't been here for ages....

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                  • #10
                    You can almost watch the packets come in one... by... one. I'm thinking of starting a betting pool: "$5 on the next packet in 8 seconds or less!"

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                    • #11
                      Dude, I wouldn't even bother accessing the internet on dial-up.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #12
                        I have nothing else to do.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by JohnT
                          I have nothing else to do.
                          You could read a book.
                          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                          • #14
                            Last time I was here (about 5-6 years ago), I met some guy with really awesome... tobacco-esque products. Hope he's still around.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Lonestar


                              You could read a book.
                              I could. Actually, I just finished one and don't feel like starting another tonight.

                              I could also watch a movie - thank God the laptop has a DVD player.

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