Oi women are teh confusing. 'Poly women mind translating for me?

[KrazyHorse]

Take your erect penis out of your pants when she's not looking and delicately prod her behind with it.

She'll either stop being your friend or will instantly submit to the power of your ****. Either way, situation resolved.

[Lancer]

It she's really a he, that could be bad.

Space, are you absolutely sure of the gender?

[Space05us]

Originally posted by Lancer
It she's really a he, that could be bad.

Space, are you absolutely sure of the gender?

I havent felt anything, but you cant hide the one eyed snake in pants as tight as she wears from time to time. (even if its wee-small)

[Lancer]

Maybe you should ask her.

Then ask her if she's a lesbian.

[KrazyHorse]

The coast is clear for my suggestion then.

[Jon Miller]

maybe she is expecting to be drunk?

JM

[Space05us]

Originally posted by Lancer
Maybe you should ask her.

Then ask her if she's a lesbian.

It was one of the first things I asked her when she said she just wanted to be friends. She used to be bi.

[Timexwatch]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Take your erect penis out of your pants when she's not looking and delicately prod her behind with it.

She'll either stop being your friend or will instantly submit to the power of your ****. Either way, situation resolved.

Or you could be more subtle and cuddle, then pretend to fall asleep and then let the flag go to full staff.

[Jon Miller]

I like KHs suggestion

she is just looking for a real man



JM

[Lancer]

"maybe she is expecting to be drunk?"

That's what I thought JM, a bit of wine to set the mood...

"She used to be bi."

That would confuse anyone. Maybe she's looking for real meaning, which imo is good. However then she shouldn't be teasing you by climbing in the sack.

[Lancer]

Where are the Poly ladies anyway? You guys know they are going to come into this thread and rip us to sheds right? I can't wait.

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Timexwatch
She slept in your bed and nothing happened at all?

[Urban Ranger]

Re: Oi women are teh confusing. 'Poly women mind translating for me?

Originally posted by Space05us
She insists we're just friends. Why does she call out of nowhere to talk about nothing? Why does she cuddle with me in my bed after work? She even waited almost 2 hours after she got off just to give me a ride home last night, and stayed out an hour longer than usual. She usually gets home by 1 at the latest, last night she stayed until almost 2:30.

Not that I mind, Im just confused. This is not normal friend stuff, is it?

Of course it is *not* normal friend stuff.

Start testing the waters. Say wrap your arms around her waist the first opportunity you get. Go ahead and take charge.

[Jon Miller]

start making moves when you are in bed together after you are 'asleep'

see what happens...

jM

[Dinner]

Hang out with her and at the right time just kiss her. Come on man this isn't that hard. Most people stop fumbling around after 17 or so. We'll give you a little leeway since you were living with the polar bears on the north slope of Alaska next to the artic ocean but not much.