Finnland's running out of toilet paper

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by Dissident
they should use bidets

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[Wernazuma III]

Re: Finnland's running out of toilet paper

Originally posted by Atahualpa


Summary: Finland's paper labor union and the paper industry are quarreling and workers are on strike. They even want to continue until July. Meanwhile the Morning paper reduces the number of pages and toilet paper is getting rarer. Finnland tries to import from Russian and other european countries. A strange situation for a country that builds on paper export.
On total there are 30,000 workers on strike and every day the paper industry loses 10m euros and 40m euros in sales.



I hope our finns here have enough paper in stock!

My brother delivered the story to the APA and now all newspapers in Austria feature this.

[Harovan]

Originally posted by Tattila the Hun
Hoo, no matter how german you are, it's Finland, with one n.

Right, and you are fins and not Finns.

[aaglo]

Bah, When I run out of toilet paper, I'll start using 5 euro bills.

[Harovan]

I will be using the European constitution. It's worth less than toilet paper anyway.

[Pekka]

dp

[Pekka]

Those paper working bastards better get back to work soon. They have such a powerful lobby it seriously makes me think if the current labour laws etc in here are any good. It's ****ed up. The border customs or what ever you call them were also in strike couple of days ago. Can you believe that ****? YEAH. No one was checking passports who wanted to go to Russia etc. What the **** is that ****? That's one of the jobs that IMO should not have the right to go on a strike. If you don't like the job or benefits, then get the **** out this is important job to be done every single day so they should get sued for what they did. Next thing you know the police will go on strike.

This is what you get with the commie ****s. This crap will cost so much at the end, that the country will take a small hit from it, so much potential tax money going into trash bin. What can I say.. commie ****s..

[Spiffor]

Strikes

[Atahualpa]

Re: Re: Finnland's running out of toilet paper

Originally posted by Wernazuma III
My brother delivered the story to the APA and now all newspapers in Austria feature this.

[Wernazuma III]

Originally posted by Pekka
Those paper working bastards better get back to work soon. They have such a powerful lobby it seriously makes me think if the current labour laws etc in here are any good. It's ****ed up. The border customs or what ever you call them were also in strike couple of days ago. Can you believe that ****? YEAH. No one was checking passports who wanted to go to Russia etc. What the **** is that ****? That's one of the jobs that IMO should not have the right to go on a strike. If you don't like the job or benefits, then get the **** out this is important job to be done every single day so they should get sued for what they did. Next thing you know the police will go on strike.

This is what you get with the commie ****s. This crap will cost so much at the end, that the country will take a small hit from it, so much potential tax money going into trash bin. What can I say.. commie ****s..

In most Communist dictatorships there is/was no right to strike or even worker unions (why should they unite if they are in rule already - it must be reactionary!)
Stalinistic pawn.

[Dinner]

Workers should have a right to strike and companies should have a right to hire replacement workers. Low skill jobs wouldn't be able to effectively unionize but high skill (nurses, pilots, metal workers) would. That sounds about right.