Alcohol Dilemma

[bipolarbear]

I have cheap crappy tequila what should I mix it with?

This doesn't really require backstory but I will tell it.

So I am a technician in my school's theater (was actually I just graduated) During our production of Mame, a rather foolish actor was drinking during the show and got caught. In a fearful rush hehanded he alcohol off to his best friend. There was an investigation of sorts and his friend fell under suspicion. I thus became the holder of some very tasty vodka, and some very cheap and extremely sh!tty tequila.

I had the Vodka with lemonade and enjoyed it.

The tequila is another story.

It goes down about as smooth as a cat's tongue, and tastes like fermented p!ss.

I tried mixing half the bottle with root beer which tastes liek crap, and now I have a little more than half a bottle left.

What should I mix it with to make it a more pleasruable quaff?

[chequita guevara]

You should use it to strip the paint off of old trucks.

[chequita guevara]

Seriously, consider making tequila sunrises with it. That should signifiantly mask the taste of cheap tequila.

[Last Conformist]

Drink some of it pure, and you won't care about taste anymore.

[bipolarbear]

Yeah, I guess the taste of vomit mixed with pure tequila would be pretty good.

[chequita guevara]

You could notice the difference?

[bipolarbear]

how do you make sunrises?/dp

[Dr Strangelove]

Being bipolar you should mix it with Lithium and Prozac.

[chequita guevara]

Tequila Sunrise

1.5 ounces tequila

Dash of Grenadine

4.5 ounces orange juice

Shake tequila and orange juice with cracked ice; strain into a tall glass filled with ice. Pour grenadine over top of drink and let it trickle down through the drink, creating the sunrise.

[bipolarbear]

is the grenadine necessary?
can it be purchased by minors?

[chequita guevara]

Grendine is necessary and it is not alcoholic, so yes you can buy it.

Here are some more tequila drinks. Basically, you want some heavy and flavorful liquids to overwhelm the crappiness of the tequila.

http://www.itequila.org/cocktails.htm

[Alex]

minors drinking alcohol

(j/k)

[bipolarbear]

18+ w/ alcohol & responsible hzbits

some girl was killed on her way to the "senior all night" (the all night drinking and drugs free safe on prom night party) by a 22yr old drunk driver. This was less than an hour after she graduated.

[Dracon II]

Vital ingredients:

An empty stomach
A Jar of salt
A Bowl of Lemons
A bottle of Tequila
A packet of paracetemol
Private Health Insurance

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Dracon II
Vital ingredients:

An empty stomach
A Jar of salt
A Bowl of Lemons
A bottle of Tequila
A packet of paracetemol
Private Health Insurance

Tylenol for us Americans.

ACK!