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  • Hypothetical International Incident

    Here's the scenario:

    A Chinese trawler is just over 12 miles off the California coast "fishing." Really, it is taking pictures and electronic readings of the Vandenberg Air Force Base missile complex.

    A hot-shot Coast Guard commander dispatches two fast patrol boats to harass the Chinese. As they "buzz" the trawler, a freak wave hits one and hurls it into the hull of the trawler, which then begins taking on water and is in danger of sinking.

    Unable to stop the leaking, the trawler puts into Santa Barbara to make emergeny repairs.

    You're the U.S. official in charge of responding to the incident. What do you do?
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    Respect Chinese sovereignty and keep your people off the trawler,
    15.38%
    4
    Order a "safety inspection" during which your people photograph the top-secret equipment,
    34.62%
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    Seize the trawler,
    26.92%
    7
    Invoke the dreaded "banana" option.
    23.08%
    6

  • #2
    you allow them to make repairs, and rescue any chinese that have fallen overboard. pretty simple really.

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    • #3
      and you are missing the "nuke the trawler" option.

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      • #4
        "Sssssssssh, what? sssssssssh, sorry, come again, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, losing connec... shhhhhhhhh"
        Monkey!!!

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        • #5
          sounds like that AWACS incident over china when the two planes collided. i would seize it.
          "Everything for the State, nothing against the State, nothing outside the State" - Benito Mussolini

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          • #6
            Seize it.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Lawrence of Arabia
              sounds like that AWACS incident over china when the two planes collided. i would seize it.
              but we are nicer than the chinese. And we entered their airspace. In this case the trawler was over 12 miles away from shore.

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              • #8
                You declare that the boat is unfit for travel, send "technicians" repair it while the crew is being cared for and you either copy or strip the relevant information from the boat, much like how the Chinese kindly returned our surveillance plane that had to land on Hainan because of a mid-air "accident".
                If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Dissident
                  and you are missing the "nuke the trawler" option.
                  It's in the harbor in Santa Barbara! There's all kinds of artsy-farsy people selling arts and crafts on the boardwalk. There's coeds from UCSB laying nearly naked on the beach. Do we really want to nuke the place?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Dissident


                    but we are nicer than the chinese. And we entered their airspace. In this case the trawler was over 12 miles away from shore.
                    From what I read, the collision happened over international waters and the plane was forced to make an emergency landing on Hainan, which is prefectly legitimate. If my memory serves me correctly, this would be an analgous situation.
                    If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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                    • #11
                      Seize the trailer. Nuke Beijing.

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                      • #12
                        Ecthelion

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                        • #13
                          Somehow I feel a disturbance in the force...like Urban Ranger is about to come down on this thread like a ton of bricks.....
                          If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hypothetical International Incident

                            Originally posted by Zkribbler
                            Here's the scenario:

                            A Chinese trawler is just over 12 miles off the California coast "fishing." Really, it is taking pictures and electronic readings of the Vandenberg Air Force Base missile complex.

                            A hot-shot Coast Guard commander dispatches two fast patrol boats to harass the Chinese. As they "buzz" the trawler, a freak wave hits one and hurls it into the hull of the trawler, which then begins taking on water and is in danger of sinking.

                            Unable to stop the leaking, the trawler puts into Santa Barbara to make emergeny repairs.

                            You're the U.S. official in charge of responding to the incident. What do you do?
                            If you're comparing the E3C incident and emergency landing on Hainan, then there's a problem, because maritime and admiralty law doesn't apply to airspace issues and international rules on flight safety.
                            When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                            • #15
                              i would:

                              1:sneak a submarine underneath it and pull it into our waters.

                              2:seize and strip it and arrest all onbourd for violating your waters

                              3:docement everything,then return it to the chinese in package form with\without crew
                              if you want to stop terrorism; stop participating in it

                              ''Oh,Commissar,if we could put the potatoes in one pile,they would reach the foot of God''.But,replied the commissar,''This is the Soviet Union.There is no God''.''Thats all right'' said the worker,''There are no potatoes''

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