The engrish thread

[Nostromo]

How about a engrish thread folks? From Team America. Imagine Kim Jon Ill singing. Poor thing...

I'm So Ronery Lyrics
I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard and I'm physicarry fit
But nobody here seems to rearize that
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery

[Nostromo]

This one come from Engrish.com

[Nostromo]

Another one...

[Nostromo]

Damn thing doesn't work. Here it is...

[Victor Galis]

This one is not that funny, but just in an unexpected location (in the US).

[Sirotnikov]

I like this:

[Nostromo]

Another one

[Timexwatch]

Here's and example of Engrish I received from the gf via text message:

I JUST GOT A FLAPPUCCINO!!!

[Nostromo]

[Bosh]

That's a very very bad take of a Korean accent. Koreans really aren't that bad with r's and l's.

It should go something like this:

Daerusu no un
Juseotu me onli
Siting on my litu-ul turon
I worku beri hardu aendu maku up goreatu pulansu
But nobodi lisutunsu, no one undersutanodsu
Simsu datu no un takusu mi seriousuli

[mindseye]

Two days ago I saw a bi-lingual advertisement, in Chinese it said "fang ma guo lai" (something like "Bring it on!"). Under that, translated in English, it said:

"Put horses!"

[DaShi]

Our school has a slogan. "The early bird catches the warm."

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by mindseye
Two days ago I saw a bi-lingual advertisement, in Chinese it said "fang ma guo lai" (something like "Bring it on!"). Under that, translated in English, it said:

"Put horses!"

[Timexwatch]

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