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  • Terraforming High Desert

    How does one turn high desert into a nice green yard?

  • #2
    Why would you want to? Desert is cool.
    "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

    "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Shi Huangdi
      Why would you want to? Desert is cool.
      Desert is cool when its not your front yard. It looks like **** for a front yard.

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      • #4
        You don't terraform high desert. You leave it alone.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #5
          1. Plant desert plants.
          2. water. alot.


          LOTM - who has lawngrass rather than native plants in the front yard only cause the neighborhood association does the front yard maintenance, leaving me to play around with the back yard. And who hasnt planted native plants in the back yard cause im too lazy, and besides the weeds are native, arent they? Actually, probably not.
          "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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          • #6
            Drill for aquifier.

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            • #7
              If you don't like the desert, dont live in the desert.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                You don't terraform high desert. You leave it alone.
                Screw that.


                1. Plant desert plants.
                2. water. alot.

                LOTM - who has lawngrass rather than native plants in the front yard only cause the neighborhood association does the front yard maintenance, leaving me to play around with the back yard. And who hasnt planted native plants in the back yard cause im too lazy, and besides the weeds are native, arent they? Actually, probably not.


                I shall look into these "desert plants" you speak of.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                  If you don't like the desert, dont live in the desert.
                  I dont live in the desert, I live in a city.

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                  • #10
                    It's people like you that have caused the Colorado River to be so drained of water that it no longer reaches the sea. If you want a lawn, move someplace green.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Space05us
                      I dont live in the desert, I live in a city.
                      I guess you didn't live in the Arcitic when you lived in Barrow then.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #12
                        1. Bury Ming in your front yard.

                        2. His rich supply of BS will provide enough fertilizer for a hundred years.
                        meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                          It's people like you that have caused the Colorado River to be so drained of water that it no longer reaches the sea. If you want a lawn, move someplace green.


                          Keep the desert a desert. An unnatural Green lawn that doesn't belong would just look tacky.
                          "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

                          "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Space05us


                            Screw that.


                            1. Plant desert plants.
                            2. water. alot.

                            LOTM - who has lawngrass rather than native plants in the front yard only cause the neighborhood association does the front yard maintenance, leaving me to play around with the back yard. And who hasnt planted native plants in the back yard cause im too lazy, and besides the weeds are native, arent they? Actually, probably not.


                            I shall look into these "desert plants" you speak of.
                            what do your neighbors do? IIRC in Tuscon planting native plants was considered the thing to do (and there wasnt much choice before CAP) Really, Im sure there are alot of resources out there on gardening with native plants. Do you really have NOTHING growing out front now?


                            http://www.nativedesertplants.com/
                            "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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                            • #15
                              It's people like you that have caused the Colorado River to be so drained of water that it no longer reaches the sea. If you want a lawn, move someplace green.


                              Thats ok.

                              My lawn > Nature

                              Besides the water is already here, so why not use it?


                              I guess you didn't live in the Arcitic when you lived in Barrow then.


                              No. I lived in the Arctic then. There were enough people with space heaters in thier front yards to change that.


                              Keep the desert a desert. An unnatural Green lawn that doesn't belong would just look tacky.


                              Perhaps it would make you guys feel better if I told you my house is one of the very few without a lawn. And nevermind the paved roads, and the brick house I live in, they're just desert plants.

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