Define communism in 25 words or less for ADS Lancer...

[Lancer]

Anyone using more than 25 words in an effort to define communism will be shot by order of the politboro.

BS may use as many words as you like.

Points will be awarded for the best definition.

A link to the other thread will appear here:

http://67.15.24.46/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=3831669#post3831669

[Japher]

communism, n.: a govermental ideal in which individuality, personal freedoms, and free markets are sacrificed for the sake of common good. Great in theory, bad in practice. (word count = 25)

[Lancer]

Wow, that's not many words. Nice description tho.

[Japher]

yeah, but now comes 500 posts on how communism encourages a free market since they invented capitalism, and how personal freedoms aren't sacrificed but stripped away by evil dictators who are not product of the communist theory, and how individuality is no discouraged only not rewarded monitarily, but is more or less encouraged since one doesn't have to fear fiscal persecution to persue their endevours.... blah blah blah


it is evil, humans need conformity and competition to thrive

end of story

[Kidlicious]

Losing the chains.

[Last Conformist]

Communism: Right idea, wrong species.

(attribution forgotten.)

I could post 500 pron images to prevent the traditional capcom war, but I'll just go to bed instead.

[Kidlicious]

Here's a definition of capital that MtG might like



Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks.

- Marx

[Agathon]

All your base are belong to Agathon.

[MrFun]

Lancer, why did you have to make ANOTHER thread for ANOTHER capcom war?

[Pekka]

In Capitalism, greed keeps society back. In Communism, jealousy keeps society back, but ultimately poorer, thus having less innovations and results than Capitalism.

[Winston]

"A Communist is someone who reads Marx and Lenin. An anti-Communist is someone who understands them."
-Ronald Reagan

16 words.

[Lancer]

[Agathon]

"Ronald Reagan was a moron who was once out-acted by a Chimpanzee" - Agathon.

[Kidlicious]

[Japher]

Dude, that chimp was awesome