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Well, there are 50 cases reported so far out of about 23 million users. FDA is investigating. So much for the masturbation myth.
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“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
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Hey, when I orgasm all I see is white.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned -
Pressure in the eyes must be over the roof which makes poeple see like if they were looking threw saranwrap. It happenned to my father last week. Not because of Viagra but the blood pressure was to high. The doctor put some drops in his eyes and it releived the pressure. If you wait and dont get drops you can get blind the doc said.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Yeah, when I was young my dad told me "Son, if you masterbate you'll go blind." I told him, "dad, I'm over here."
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Isn't it deaf?
EDIT: Fixed typo for Japher...Always have to clarify everything for the poor guy.Last edited by Spec; May 27, 2005, 11:33.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Doesn't masturbation make you deaf?-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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yeah, it makes you deaf. Not blind.
And it makes hair grow into your hand.
APPARENTLY it's not too good for the memory either.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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Soon they'll say that masterbation kills.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Is it because you can poke your own eye out if you aren't careful?Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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Depends on how good a shot you are
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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MikeH,
... poke means porno in finnish 
. Well it's a slang word but .. more used the porno these days.
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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Who needs viagra anyway?
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I think you missed the joke...Originally posted by Skywise
Doesn't masturbation make you deaf?"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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Even the blind masturbators will... keep doing it.Comment
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