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  • What Dr Zoidberg should have done about his late pizza

    Dr Zoidberg isn't "pizza-committed" enough.

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    Pizza rage lands US woman in jail

    Instead of a pizza delivery, Mrs Densmore got a different caller

    An 86-year-old US woman arrested for incessantly calling the emergency services to complain about a pizza parlour has spent two nights in prison.

    Dorothy Densmore of Charlotte, North Carolina, called the emergency 911 service 20 times in 38 minutes.

    Angry she could not get the meal delivered to her home, she demanded police arrest the pizza proprietors.

    But when she refused to stop calling, police arrived with their own delivery, arresting her for abusing the hotline.

    She told police that she had been called a "crazy old coot" by someone at the pizza shop.

    Mrs Densmore - who is 1.5 metres (5 feet) tall and weighs 45kg (98 lbs) - has also been charged with resisting arrest.

    A police spokeswoman said the octogenarian scratched, kicked and bit the hand of the officer who didn't feed her, after her repeated calls provoked a police response.

    She has now been released from jail, pending a court appearance in July, after a judge ordered a medical evaluation.
    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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      post before locking.

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        I say he follow in the foot steps of that crazy old lady who caled 911 20 times because the pizza guy wouldn't deliver to her house.
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            +2 for me, because I'm posting while the two threads are stacked in order!
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