What do they have you do for a UA(drug test)?

[MichaeltheGreat]

Originally posted by JohnT
And to bend over. And "if you feel both my hands on your shoulders, that's OK."

[MichaeltheGreat]

Originally posted by Space05us
What is FLSA? Im not going to be forced labour if thats what it stands for, as I already said Im more than willing to volunteer there.

Fair Labor Standards Act. That quaint little piece of New Deal legislation that deals with things like minimum wage, working hours, overtime pay, etc.

[MichaeltheGreat]

Originally posted by Space05us
( god knows my face wont do the trick )

It just might, if you're creative about what you can do with it.

[Space05us]

I peed in the cup, right to the top of the little black marker, no more, no less. I got mad pee timing skillz!

edit: I was negative. Im not pregnant.

[SpencerH]

Originally posted by SpencerH
Why are you at UA?

I wont bother to explain, it's too stupid. Lets just say I misread some stuff (too mch of the evlin wod spd redin crse).

[Fake Boris]

Re: What do they have you do for a UA(drug test)?

Originally posted by Space05us
I know you pee in a cup, but they dont watch or anything ackward like that, do they?

I ask because I want to know what to expect, Im going to have one done this afternoon.

Errr... a drug test for washing dishes???

[Space05us]

Errr... a drug test for washing dishes???

No. For volunteering at my moms work. Which I will still do as it can lead to a better job than washing dishes.

And I will get to hit on the receptionist.