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  • Help Fill Lancer's Last Hour

    On September 17 '04 I worked my last day at my last job. Today, in one hour, I start my new job as a driver for an Indian casino. That's something like 240? glorious days off. I've gotten used to being a bum...but it all ends in...61 minutes. 60 minutes now. Soon 59...
    Long time member @ Apolyton
    Civilization player since the dawn of time

  • #2
    haha! have fun
    Monkey!!!

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    • #3
      /me does a little jig to amuse Lancer.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #4
        Hey, there's a babe thread going! Now THAT helps.

        Though I don't think it will last.
        Long time member @ Apolyton
        Civilization player since the dawn of time

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        • #5
          Well, that got me through 30 min. 30 to go...
          Long time member @ Apolyton
          Civilization player since the dawn of time

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          • #6
            Are you read? Have you showed and brushed your teeth and hair? Are you dressed? Have you eaten?
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #7
              Yaaas. I'm spiffed. Everything washed. All inspected by Dolores and passed with some minor revisions.
              Long time member @ Apolyton
              Civilization player since the dawn of time

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              • #8
                Then spend the next half hour loving your wife.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #9
                  I wonder if they just move the naughty threads to the mod forum. There might be a good reason to mod after all.
                  Long time member @ Apolyton
                  Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                  • #10
                    All inspected by Dolores and passed with some minor revisions.
                    Just like a woman. You were probably fine, she just wanted you to feel incompetent.. and her to fill needed.
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #11
                      I wonder for how long VetLegion is banned.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #12
                        She went back to sleep.
                        Long time member @ Apolyton
                        Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                        • #13
                          Well, wake her up.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #14
                            "Just like a woman. You were probably fine, she just wanted you to feel incompetent.. and her to fill needed."

                            Only one problem with your theory Japher. I AM incompetent.

                            "I wonder for how long VetLegion is banned."

                            I was wondering if we would get banned for posting in the thread.
                            Long time member @ Apolyton
                            Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                            • #15
                              Oh, I might start working tomorrow. Only problem is, we don't have the money to get me back and forth to Boca until Friday. I'm gonna have to bounce a check.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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