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    john prescot, fresh from producing a leaflet telling people how to deal with hot days at taxpayers expense, has moved on to another vital issue for modern britain, people scalding themselves when taking a bath!

    you really couldn't make this stuff up...

    from the sun

    Prescott to ban hot bath

    By DAVID WOODING
    Whitehall Editor


    STEAMING hot baths are to be banned by John Prescott.

    The Deputy Prime Minister’s nanny state will plumb new depths by controlling the heat of water in our tubs.

    Mr Prescott has ordered that special taps which limit the temperature are fitted in all homes built from next year.

    He says the law is “essential” to stop the rising tide of scalding accidents, insisting the new home safety regulations will protect the young, elderly and infirm who fall into piping-hot baths.

    But the special valves would also stop people topping up with hot water when enjoying a long soak.

    And residents would be forced to pay for annual inspections to make sure they are working properly.

    Aides confirmed regulations could be extended to force owners of existing homes to fit the mixer devices.

    Two Jags’ spokesman said: “The expectation is that temperature controls on taps will happen gradually on a voluntary basis in existing homes. But it is primarily aimed at new homes.”

    Furious plumbers and the Tories urged Mr Prescott to wash the “crazy” plan down the plughole.


    Richard Nissen, a London plumber, said: “This is legislation gone mad. It is going to mean a lot of angry customers because of the cost of installing these valves and carrying out the mandatory annual inspections.

    “You won’t be able to warm up your bath with extra water as the temperature will be regulated by the valve. It’s ludicrous.”

    Tory chairman Francis Maude quipped: “The idea of John Prescott leaning over anyone’s bath to check the temperature is enough to put people off bathing for life.”
    nanny state
    "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

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  • #2
    Damn.

    Always remember that the nine most scary words in the English language are "Hello, I'm from the government. I'm here to help."

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    • #3
      Yes, because children know perfectly well what risk they encounter when they have bathes that are too hot. And if they get scolded, it's their own damn fault
      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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      • #4
        I guess the brits are getting what they asked for (since y'all just re-elected them).
        We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
        If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
        Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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        • #5
          I didn't vote for them.
          Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
          Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
          We've got both kinds

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          • #6
            I also notice the Sun didn't bother to tell what the max temperature is. Is it something like 37C or something like 60C?
            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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            • #7
              On second thought its not a bad idea in apartments (where the owner couldnt just turn down the hot water temp if they want to )
              We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
              If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
              Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Spiffor
                Yes, because children know perfectly well what risk they encounter when they have bathes that are too hot.
                Parents' responsibility, not the government's. And as for the elderly and infirm, if they're in a state where they're unable to properly control bath water temperature, they shouldn't be in a bathroom unassisted in the first place.

                This is one of the stupidest proposals I've ever heard of. Reminds me of the Swedes' legendary prohibitory legislation on just about every aspect of human activity.

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                • #9
                  Re: the labour party: protecting you from yourself

                  Originally posted by C0ckney
                  nanny state
                  Haven't you had a nanny state longer than you've been alive?
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                  For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Winston
                    Parents' responsibility, not the government's. And as for the elderly and infirm, if they're in a state where they're unable to properly control bath water temperature, they shouldn't be in a bathroom unassisted in the first place.

                    This is one of the stupidest proposals I've ever heard of.
                    Many children do get scalded by hot water from a tap and in an apartment you wouldnt be able to lower the temp.
                    We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
                    If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
                    Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Winston
                      Parents' responsibility, not the government's.
                      Do you think all health risks encountered by children should be the parent's responsibility instead of the government's?

                      In the current matter, do you think the parents should watch over their kids' bath until they are sure the kid won't scold himself (like at an age of 10 or something)?
                      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                      • #12
                        ...Wouldn't be able to lower the temperature!? If it's a tub, where little children are mostly bathed, you could let the water cool off before bathing the child, and if it's a shower (to be honest I never heard of one not being able to regulate the shower temperature), parents should have the common sense to install a faucet that would mix cold water into the bath water. That's what I would do if it were a concern when bathing my child.

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                        • #13
                          you're suppose to bathe babies? Don't they just groom themsleves, like my cat?

                          Man, this baby thing is getting harder by the day.

                          Is it illegal to run with scissors in Britland?
                          Monkey!!!

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                          • #14
                            Parents have prime responsibility for their children's well-being. You don't need the government stepping in on something as mundane as taking a bath for God's sake.

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                            • #15
                              Believe this story when the full details are in a real news source...
                              Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                              Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                              We've got both kinds

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