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  • I Love President Bush!

    Okay, not really. He sucks donkey weiners. But . . .











    I HAVE TWO JOBS!!!

    Thank you, thank you very much.

    Two contracts, really. One for a few days, auditting a website to make sure it's acessable to people with disablities. Another mutlimonth contract with The Discovery Channel creating templates for a report form generated in HTML. Nothing spectacular, but putting The Discovery Channel on my resume (along with Johnson & Johnson and Citicorp) don't look to shabby.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    Attention whore

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      sveet

      as for the web access for ppl with disabilities... all I have to say is wtf?!
      Monkey!!!

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        More commie media!

        Congratulations! I too blame pres Bush.
        Long time member @ Apolyton
        Civilization player since the dawn of time

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          Congrats.
          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
          Stadtluft Macht Frei
          Killing it is the new killing it
          Ultima Ratio Regum

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            I Love President Bush!
            Sigged!
            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Japher
              sveet

              as for the web access for ppl with disabilities... all I have to say is wtf?!
              The blind, deaf, and cognitively disabled all use the web too, you know, as well as people with epilepsy.

              The Federal government requires that all Federal websites meet a set of regulations know as the 508 standards. Anyone wishing to do business with the Feds finds it a good idea to meet these standards also, even the the regs say it doesn't apply to contractors and suppliers. Still, the regs do say that they hope that Federal implimentaion will lead to wider acceptance.

              The World Wide Web Consotirum released a set of standards also, from which the Federal 508 regs are designed. The Austrlaian government requires that all Ozzie websites meet the W3C's standards (level A).

              I hapen to be an expert in this, actually. It's what I did at J&J
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                auditting a website to make sure it's acessable to people with disablities
                I was going to get on that website but I'm mentally challenged...dur
                Monkey!!!

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                  Congratulations, Che!

                  [wife mode]It's about time you got off your duff![/wife mode]

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by DinoDoc
                    I Love President Bush!
                    Sigged!
                    God, you love me, don't you? You have three lines in your sig that are either my quotes of something I dreamed up.

                    I have a stalker.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #11
                      3rd beer thread tonight

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Japher
                        I was going to get on that website but I'm mentally challenged...dur
                        I can help.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          my mom is still trying to figure out what google is
                          Monkey!!!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                            God, you love me, don't you?
                            You're my Guru.
                            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Japher
                              my mom is still trying to figure out what google is
                              A lot of older people do have trouble with the web. Web accessibility applies to them too. Simplicity is the most important thing. Too many choices or too much activity on the page makes it harder for the elderly and other people who's minds aren't as sharp as Kuci's to use websites.

                              Course, I don't know how you could get much simpler than google.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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