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  • #16
    Originally posted by Agathon
    Can the stinkpad run OS X?

    No.

    Case closed.
    It wouldn't be surprised if it ran OS X faster than your average Mac laptop through an emulator.

    That's how much better their CPUs are to the Apple ones.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Asher
      Even in your stories, you don't get laid.
      In a story involving wilderbeest, I count this a good thing.
      Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
      "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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      • #18
        OS X
        Operating System... Xcrement?
        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Immortal Wombat

          In a story involving wilderbeest, I count this a good thing.
          When you're trying to make an intelligently random story, it helps to spell things correctly.

          wildebeest.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Boris Godunov
            Operating System... Xcrement?
            The rest of us can stop trying now, I guess, for this is the cleverest thing that will ever be written.
            KH FOR OWNER!
            ASHER FOR CEO!!
            GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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            • #21
              Yeah, even by Asher's standards this is pretty lame. I guess it must be Tiger envy.
              Only feebs vote.

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              • #22
                Nothing to envy about an incompatible, buggy OS with questionable interface design and poorly designed security-risk-prone software, whose new features amount of things I already use on my PC.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #23
                  You're obviously severely pissed about the whole thing or you wouldn't be trying such lame trolls.

                  Have fun with your 4 year old piece of ****.
                  Only feebs vote.

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                  • #24
                    I hate laptops. Keyboards are too small. But if I got one, IBM would be what I get.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Agathon
                      You're obviously severely pissed about the whole thing or you wouldn't be trying such lame trolls.

                      Have fun with your 4 year old piece of ****.
                      Yes, I'm severely pissed about Tiger.

                      Because clearly a $129 service-pack of an operating system has f*ck-all to do with build quality of hardware.
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #26
                        Better buy a used Thinkpad then. Who knows what the new Lenov...er Thinkpads will be able to handle.
                        “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                        ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                        • #27
                          Lenovo has physically made the ThinkPads for years.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #28
                            my dad's can.



                            I got him a thinkpad.
                            urgh.NSFW

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Lawrence of Arabia


                              my powerbook survived a fire. i live on the fifth floor and there was a fire, i barely had time to throw it out the window before saving myself. in the chaos, it got soaked in water from the firehoses and run over by a 2 ton fire truck, you know, the extra long ones with the dude in the back who also drives?

                              anyways, i booted it up a few days later, and it worked like a charm. nothing wrong with it at all.

                              although all the gay porn was gone tho.
                              Obviously the firemen stole it.

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                              • #30
                                I thought IBM sold off it's computer business to Legend/Lenovo.
                                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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