Announcement

**Asher** · May 11, 2005, 19:50

You miss me.

**Pekka** · May 11, 2005, 19:51

you have SARS.

**Jon Miller** · May 11, 2005, 19:53

your using too much crack

JM

**Winston** · May 11, 2005, 20:01

You've lost the ability to keep count.

**Verres** · May 11, 2005, 20:08

You're an attention whore.

**MrFun** · May 11, 2005, 20:09

You've lost your mind . . . . . .

time to get comfy in a straight-jacket, and become institutionalized.

**Harry Tuttle** · May 11, 2005, 20:12

Your stomach shrank. Eat some food before Sally Struthers comes over.

**Richelieu** · May 11, 2005, 20:59

Hope you get a burger on the flop.

**RedFred** · May 11, 2005, 21:02

The first day of a fast is always the hardest for me. After two days I have very little in the way of appetite.

**Skanky Burns** · May 11, 2005, 21:04

The killdozer got to you.

**Riesstiu IV** · May 11, 2005, 21:11

It's part of a vast zionist conspiracy.

**KrazyHorse** · May 12, 2005, 03:10

Up to about 48 hours even.

**Imran Siddiqui** · May 12, 2005, 03:11

The answer is easy...

... you're dead.

**Lawrence of Arabia** · May 12, 2005, 03:15

you smoke too many cigs.

It's been over 40 hours since I last ate