Townsville, Australia. Worst. Town. EVER!

[Dis]

Originally posted by Lonestar
Well, we'd hit more ports if it wasn't for our Captain hitting navigation huoys in San Diego harbor (TPTB's reasoning? If the CO of CG52 can hit buoys going in and out of a Harbor he must have navigated a hundred times before, do we really want him going into foriegn where he can embaress us? can't say I blame that thought process)

in Norfolk we always had a guy fly on board. I can't remember his title. a port something. I assume he controlled the ship through the bay and harbour. As he's probably up on the deepest parts and silt and all that. But of course we were in an aircraft carrier. Things can get a little tight with a ship that large.

Though not as tight as Bahrain. There was only like 6 feet under our keel there (we anchored out even). We were concerned about sucking up a lot of silt into our pumps.

[The Emperor Fabulous]

Originally posted by Dissident
what kind of country names a town townsville?

You've never been to Pennsylvania, have you?

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Dissident
what kind of country names a town townsville?

Indeed. Is it down the road from Cityburg, or just up the coast from Port Harbor?

Perhaps it's nestled in the Bay Gulf, or at the foot of the Hill Mountains?

[Lancer]

"Indeed. Is it down the road from Cityburg, or just up the coast from Port Harbor?

Perhaps it's nestled in the Bay Gulf, or at the foot of the Hill Mountains?"



Didn't what's her name end up in Australia? The singer?

Visit her.

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Australia does have beautiful women. None of them are hookers, however.

Not here (well, some of them) , here it's what we in the states would call "Trailer Trash".

[Spiffor]

BTW, could someone explain me all these American categories?

What exactly is trailer trash, white trash, soccer moms and nascar dads. How do they differ from each other? Thanks

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Spiffor
BTW, could someone explain me all these American categories?

What exactly is trailer trash, white trash, soccer moms and nascar dads. How do they differ from each other? Thanks

Trailer/White Trash: Generally the same...if you're Trailer trash odds are you're white trash as well, but if you're white trash you may not be trailer trash.

Trailer trash, of course, lives in Mobile homes. White trash are usually lower-income unsophisticated peoples who live in rural areas, or mediumsized cities in isolated areas.

Both tend to go to NASCAR tournys, which is the most retarded "sport" ever.

Soccer moms tend to be upper-middle class Suburban females who drive SUV and take their kids to soccer games...then get impassioned about little JImmy running down the field.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Lonestar
Trailer trash, of course, lives in Mobile homes.

Are mobile homes a symbol of abject poverty, or of abject stupidity/unsophisticatedness?

[Lonestar]

Both

[Skanky Burns]

The two tend to go hand-in-hand.

[Ted Striker]

I blame Skanky for this debacle.

[Lonestar]

I do as well.

I held a Wombat today. AND a Koala!

[Ted Striker]

Whoah! Cool!

[Dis]

some of us actually live in mobile homes you know.

[Lonestar]

Just Symbols, Diss, just symbols.

In any event, I live in a small room with 80 other men.