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  • Goddamnit, I am way too sober

    ****. 4 Car bombs, a twelvepack of yuengling and two 22 oz Sam Adams. Should be sloshed right now. My buzz died completely over the last couple of hours.
    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
    Ultima Ratio Regum

  • #2
    Well right now, I'm trying to find someone to take up the title "oppressor of womyn" so that I can strip you of that title.


    Ted Striker comes to mind for first choice.
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    • #3


      And you call yourself an oppressor of womyn.....

      ACK!
      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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      • #4
        I'm still drunk enough that I'm kicking the **** out of people online at poker

        Why do I get so much better when I've been drinking?
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #5
          Uh. Oh. Just got dealt cowboys.
          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
          Stadtluft Macht Frei
          Killing it is the new killing it
          Ultima Ratio Regum

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          • #6
            cause you're weird?
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by KrazyHorse
              Uh. Oh. Just got dealt cowboys.
              ALL IN!!!!!!

              ACK!
              Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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              • #8
                Haha. Sucker called me with Jacks. Thanks for doubling me up, *******
                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
                Ultima Ratio Regum

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                • #9
                  Cowboys

                  Naked cowboys

                  Doughnuts

                  Naked cowboys gorging themselves on doughnuts
                  The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                  The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                  • #10
                    raise a reasonable amount, idiot rereaises, I push all in, he calls.

                    Moron. Go back to the 25-50 cent lmit tables
                    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                    Stadtluft Macht Frei
                    Killing it is the new killing it
                    Ultima Ratio Regum

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                    • #11


                      Not naked or a cowboy......

                      Unfortunately, no donuts.

                      ACK!
                      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                      • #12
                        Time to change gears and get reckless again.

                        They're ****ing scared of me at that table now
                        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                        Stadtluft Macht Frei
                        Killing it is the new killing it
                        Ultima Ratio Regum

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by KrazyHorse
                          raise a reasonable amount, idiot rereaises, I push all in, he calls.

                          Moron. Go back to the 25-50 cent lmit tables
                          Now if he pulls a third Jack...........

                          ACK!
                          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                          • #14
                            Then he takes my money.

                            17% of the time, that is.

                            I'll take those odds. If I didn't, I would be an extremely ****ty player.

                            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                            Stadtluft Macht Frei
                            Killing it is the new killing it
                            Ultima Ratio Regum

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                            • #15
                              getting drunk is waaay overrated.

                              just go for the buzz. What's so great about puking?

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