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My pulse is still coming down as I came from dangerous mission peeing outside to your neighbours lawn.
What is it. It's freedom. It's what MEN do. Men like to pee outside. But they are protective. Don't pee where you sleep.
It's dark. I have VERY BAD vision in the dark. I'm like a blind man in the dark. So... I was there, standing in our side of the yard (I'm visiting home now), and started peeing on the neighbours yard, smoking the same time. So I was occupied with many things.
It was deadly quiet. Until it became even more quiet. I was done and feeling good, but all my senses focused. Something had moved. I slowly put myself out of the exposure of full frontal male nudity, and it happened. I saw a figure appx. 10 meters away from me, and definitely in our yard. My heart jumped to my throat, and I was on the defend-yourself-and-kill-the-intruder-mode-but-kind-of-scared-too.
I shouted 'NAME!'. What a stupid thing to shout? But it came from my backbone. I meant 'identify yourself'. But I shouted 'NAME!'. And then there was a moment of ultimate silence, I only heard my adrenaline pumping hard and fast, and my heart getting ready to explode.
It's over 1AM and someone was in our yard for some reason, and was coming from back towards me first until I sensed his foul presense. What the hell? My request for the name was tough and definitely manly. So the one second we were facing each other, ready to square it off, the sissy turned around fast and started running where he came from, and I ran, just a t-shirt and boxers and shoes on, and a lighter on my other hand, to the next neighbours yard until he got away from me.
And then I came to post about it in here.
What a weird thing to experience! I was definitely scared, because I can't see very well at dark, and I was surprised. But I was also definitely ready to fight and maim the dude.
What can I say.. he got lucky.. this time.
What is it. It's freedom. It's what MEN do. Men like to pee outside. But they are protective. Don't pee where you sleep.
It's dark. I have VERY BAD vision in the dark. I'm like a blind man in the dark. So... I was there, standing in our side of the yard (I'm visiting home now), and started peeing on the neighbours yard, smoking the same time. So I was occupied with many things.
It was deadly quiet. Until it became even more quiet. I was done and feeling good, but all my senses focused. Something had moved. I slowly put myself out of the exposure of full frontal male nudity, and it happened. I saw a figure appx. 10 meters away from me, and definitely in our yard. My heart jumped to my throat, and I was on the defend-yourself-and-kill-the-intruder-mode-but-kind-of-scared-too.
I shouted 'NAME!'. What a stupid thing to shout? But it came from my backbone. I meant 'identify yourself'. But I shouted 'NAME!'. And then there was a moment of ultimate silence, I only heard my adrenaline pumping hard and fast, and my heart getting ready to explode.
It's over 1AM and someone was in our yard for some reason, and was coming from back towards me first until I sensed his foul presense. What the hell? My request for the name was tough and definitely manly. So the one second we were facing each other, ready to square it off, the sissy turned around fast and started running where he came from, and I ran, just a t-shirt and boxers and shoes on, and a lighter on my other hand, to the next neighbours yard until he got away from me.
And then I came to post about it in here.
What a weird thing to experience! I was definitely scared, because I can't see very well at dark, and I was surprised. But I was also definitely ready to fight and maim the dude.
What can I say.. he got lucky.. this time.
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