In the Philippines foriegners can't own property...

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Sikander

Winner gets a green card, loser is buried at sea.

Not when there's organ banks going begging and plastic surgeons wanting cadaveric skin.


In fact it can only be a matter of time before Florida or Texas brings in a law swapping disassembly of body parts for the death sentence.


All those Miama Beach matrons and golfers needing new kidneys, or livers, or pancreases, or skin grafts....

[chequita guevara]

Skin grafts, especially brown skin.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Skin grafts, especially brown skin.

I might need a skin graft for my penis one day, it never seems to get a rest. I wonder if it would look larger with browner skin?

[curtsibling]

Originally posted by Whoha
how so KH? Do you mean that I could actually own land in say... Zimbabwe? Or do you mean that we in the US don't allow foreign ownership of property?

If you have the dough, you can buy anything, if it is for sale.

That is basic.

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[DaShi]

China does. Else I'd be buying real estate here like it was valuable and relatively easy to obtain.

[child of Thor]

In Papua New Guinea you can't own land unless you are papuan or marry local. You can run a buisness though, not sure how owning property works in this respect though?

[Dinner]

Why not just follow an old {a[ua tradition? Kill and eat the current land owner then shrink his head and displaying outside to discourage other people from trying to do the same to you.

[child of Thor]

nah they are good christians these days, except for the puri-puri men who might be up for that kinda thing, but they are small in number.

[Lancer]

Whereas the white europeans of old would stick your head on a pike, or whack it off in a fancy machine, or boil you in oil, burn you alive at the stake...

[Zkribbler]

Hmmm, what if a couple of wiley foreigners formed the Zriblance Land Company, a Philippine Corporation . . . and the corporation owned the land. Does that tiptoe around the law?

[Lancer]

The Lancebbler corp might get caught and screwed out of its holdings though..

The ahh, name needed some small erm 'reworking'...

Actually the plan might work, but I dunno.

[chequita guevara]

Zkrincer?

[Starchild]

Zancer Corp

[Lancer]

"Zancer Corp"

Almost perfect.

ZLancer Corp

Ahhh, perfection.