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  • #16
    Mutated anthrax (for duck huntin')
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    • #17
      Get a Taser.

      And just what kind of neighborhood do you live in, Dizle?
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      • #18
        Roll over and play dead, lure the intruders into a false sense of security, then release the hounds.

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        • #19
          and don't forget the sabbat slugs for that twelve guage.

          "yes, ma'am, but just what did you shoot him with? we found the other half of his body three blocks away!"
          Last edited by self biased; May 4, 2005, 01:50.
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          • #20
            Why are we still encouraging a deeply depressed man to get a gun?
            Last edited by DRoseDARs; May 4, 2005, 02:43.
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Smiley
              Get a Taser.
              No taser - it just makes people mad.
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              • #22
                How about a laser, then. Or a phaser. I'd recommend PPG, cause it will not punch trough the hull.

                .22, but teach her to aim it properly.

                Or maybe heavy boots, for nut work.
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                • #23
                  Or convert to Sikhism and use the traditional kirpan dagger to incapacitate the villains.

                  This approach comes with the tremendous advantage of the bad guys most likely being totally unprepared for something this cunning.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                    Well, considering, on average, most women use their guns to shoot their husbands, I suggest something small.
                    So true, so true.

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                    • #25
                      lightsaber. just because of the cool sound effect and the headline in the paper next day:

                      burgler cut in half by lightsaber wielding miss capt 'skywalker' dizle
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
                        One-way plane ticket to a different country.
                        Yes, I agree. The gun freaks need to leave.
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                        • #27
                          get her bagpipes - then she won't be troubled by anyone
                          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                          • #28
                            Holster carry or purse? If purse I'd probably go with an automatic as little bits of debris (common in the bottom of purses) can get wedged next to the cylinder of a revolver and jam it. Otherwise a revolver would be preferable if she won't ever clean it. But honestly if she isn't practicing with / cleaning her gun then she probably shouldn't carry one. As for caliber, as big as she is comfortable shooting and nothing weaker than .32 to .380. My girlfriend is really feminine and pretty small as well, but I taught her to shoot my .45 well enough to hit a can at 10 paces in one afternoon and less than 50 rounds so don't underestimate your own gf.

                            If a long arm is suitable, then definitely a 12 gauge shotgun. Don't use a sawed off, it's too indescriminant and wastes a lot of muzzle velocity (and comes with a pretty stiff sentence from the feds as well). A simple defensive shotgun will suffice, like the Winchester Defender. Load it up with 00 buck. I she's scared of the kick, teach her to shoot from the hip.
                            Last edited by Sikander; May 4, 2005, 08:38.
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                            • #29
                              SEMTEX
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                              • #30
                                I'd go for bagpipes too.
                                Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

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