Creationism vs. Evolution II: Peanut Allergies

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Re: Re: Creationism vs. Evolution II: Peanut Allergies

Originally posted by St Leo

Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
So, I'm sitting at 35,000 feet, not eating peanuts, and I'm thinking: which better explains peanut allergies, creationism or evolution?

Evolution.

Creationism thinks of a peanut as a peanut as a peanut -- Noah took two peanuts of the two kinds with him onboard the Ark -- whereas Evolution allows for unpredictable interaction of component chemicals. Allergies are a sign of a paranoid body that trusts nothing and over-reacts in the name of self-preservation.

So peanut allergies are a way we thin the herd?

[Theben]

Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly

Nah, Rufus is happily married; it's like being gay, but with less sex.

Sig material.

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by Agathon
Rufus is gay. Real men spend flights thinking about screwing the stewardess in one of the washrooms.

How disgusting! I'd never demean a woman by porking her over a toilet. I fantasize about banging her in mid air after the plane comes apart at 15000 feet. We enjoy mutual satisfaction just before hitting the ground.

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker


Peanut butter by the spoon

Word up, it tastes way better on the spoon.

What's really good is to get some strong apples and eat the slices with peanut butter.

AWESOME

[Agathon]

How disgusting! I'd never demean a woman by porking her over a toilet.

Needs must friend...

[DaShi]

Peanut allergies are how God separates the saved from the unsaved.

[Vesayen]

Originally posted by Richelieu
I'm allergic to peanuts and i'm glad: i can't stand even the odour. I've had reactions ranging from severe asthma attacks when i was a kid to just rashes nowadays.



In the heart?

It was probably an epipen. Very common for peanut and other allergy sufferers. You're supposed to stick it in your thigh.

LOL WOOPS!

[Ted Striker]

OOPS

Well, it was the heart in this case, that's why I never forget it. At least that's what we were instructed on.

Maybe this person had an acute case or something.

But I remember asking: the heart? Are you serious???

That thing looked way too big to put into the heart.