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  • #16
    Originally posted by Asher
    A better question would've been how many porn mags/books, or porn sites bookmarked?
    None, but that's because I barely use bookmarks
    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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    • #17
      I have my parents' Kama-Sutra, if that counts for anything.


      Oh, ****.
      urgh.NSFW

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      • #18
        Raise your hand if you pity Spiffor -- not for being French, but for owning Kama-Sutra.
        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Japher
          Great, thanks for that image!!!


          Sorry if it's TMI, but I think I have to inform you that my parents had sex before I was born
          "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
          "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
          "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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          • #20
            Nah, you're adopted.
            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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            • #21
              Sorry if it's TMI, but I think I have to inform you that my parents had sex before I was born


              But who wants to know what weird tantric crap they were up to?
              Only feebs vote.

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              • #22
                Re: Step into the confessional . . . . . .

                Originally posted by MrFun
                Step into the confessional . . . . . .
                Not with you matey!
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #23
                  no skin off my back
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                  • #24
                    It's not really sinning if you do it in a confessional
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Spiffor



                      Sorry if it's TMI, but I think I have to inform you that my parents had sex before I was born
                      I don't know what gave you that idea, but parents NEVER EVER have sex. At least mine don't. Didn't.
                      Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                      And notifying the next of kin
                      Once again...

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                      • #26
                        None*.

                        I did purchase a copy of the Kama Sutra, but it was Wendy Doniger's translation. And she teaches here at Chicago, so. Yeah. My interest was entirely academic. Yeah...

                        Get in line in that processional
                        Step into that small confessional
                        There, the guy who's got religion'll
                        Tell you if your sin's original

                        If it is, try playin' it safer
                        Drink the wine and chew the wafer
                        Two, four, six, eight
                        Time to transubstantiate

                        So get down upon your knees
                        Fiddle with your rosaries
                        Bow your head with great respect
                        And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect
                        Last edited by Q Classic; May 2, 2005, 18:06.
                        B♭3

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                        • #27
                          2 Weightlifting
                          5 Screenwriting
                          2 Stand-up Comedy

                          ...on second though, none of those probably count as "self-help"
                          "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                          ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                          "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by MrFun


                            BAH -- what is shameful about having a porno collection?


                            I have 400+ porno pictures stored in a file on this computer.
                            400+ ? either you need a new HD or you are a newbeeie on the net
                            With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                            Steven Weinberg

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by BlackCat


                              400+ ? either you need a new HD or you are a newbeeie on the net

                              Or maybe it's just that I'm not addicted to porn, that I need more.
                              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by MrFun


                                BAH -- what is shameful about having a porno collection?


                                I have 400+ porno pictures stored in a file on this computer.
                                LOL

                                16.3GB (17,524,587,068 bytes) in 9,603 files and 32 folders.
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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