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I won the lottery!!!!
Apparently.
Or so the nice people at the Royal Games lottery tell me.
THE ROYAL GAMES LOTTERY
UK HEAD OFFICE
10 Cabot Square
London E14 4QB,
ENGLAND.
Dear Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to announce to you as one of the 3 lucky
Winners in the ROYAL GAMES LOTTERY draw held on 29TH of
April 2005. All 3 winning addresses were selected randomly From a batch of
5,000,000 international and local Emails. Your email address emerged alongside
2 others As a 3rd category winner in this month's draw.
[Oooohhh. Lucky lucky me. ]
You have therefore been approved for a
Total pay out of £2,000,000 Pounds (Two million
Pounds) only. These details are attached
To your lotto payment order:
[2 million pounds for having a particular email address ... well I never ...
]
(I) Winning numbers: 09, 10, 25, 33, 42, 45 [Well those're my lucky numbers allright]
(ii) Email ticket number: 273-1-3221
(iii) Lotto batch number: RG-916
(iv) File Ref. number: BT-512-8
Please contact the underlisted claims officer as soon
As possible for the immediate payout of your
Winnings:
Mr.Steve Henman
Claims Department Manager
BOND TRUST LIMITED.
Email: deptmanager@bond-trust.net
Fax +44 7005804427
Congratulations once again on behalf of all our staff,
Sincerely,
Martin Gardner
Promotions Manager
Tel: +44 7040118013
Fax: +44 7005805159
[Well thankyou Mr Gardner. I shall indeed be contacting your Mr Henman at the earliest possible opportunity and am more than willing to pay any and all legal fees required to facilitate this transaction in as expedient a manner as possible.]
N.B:
1.All claims are nullified after 10 working days from
Today.
2.Your Ref number must be in all your mails with the
Claims officer.
3.Inform your claims officer of any change of names
Or addresses.
4.All winners under the age of 18 are automatically
Disqualified.
5.Please contact your Claims agent.
[ 10 days!!. I'd better hurry then and not actually think about it very much ... ]
__________________________________________________ _____
The Royal Games Lottery Awards is proudly sponsored by
financialCorp's, the royal group and a conglomeration
Of other international IT companies. ROYAL GAMES
Internet draw is held monthly, and is organized to
Encourage the use of the Internet and computers
Worldwide. We are proud to say that over 200 Million
Pounds are won annually in more than 150 countries
Worldwide.
[Well, that does give me no end of confidence. How could such a prestigious firm be in any way connected to anything untoward?
And all of this to encourage the use of the internet? That marvellous and grossly under-utilized convenience? I can honestly say that I am proud to be one of their winners.
].
So how's everybody else day going?
Or so the nice people at the Royal Games lottery tell me.
THE ROYAL GAMES LOTTERY
UK HEAD OFFICE
10 Cabot Square
London E14 4QB,
ENGLAND.
Dear Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to announce to you as one of the 3 lucky
Winners in the ROYAL GAMES LOTTERY draw held on 29TH of
April 2005. All 3 winning addresses were selected randomly From a batch of
5,000,000 international and local Emails. Your email address emerged alongside
2 others As a 3rd category winner in this month's draw.
[Oooohhh. Lucky lucky me. ]
You have therefore been approved for a
Total pay out of £2,000,000 Pounds (Two million
Pounds) only. These details are attached
To your lotto payment order:
[2 million pounds for having a particular email address ... well I never ...
](I) Winning numbers: 09, 10, 25, 33, 42, 45 [Well those're my lucky numbers allright]
(ii) Email ticket number: 273-1-3221
(iii) Lotto batch number: RG-916
(iv) File Ref. number: BT-512-8
Please contact the underlisted claims officer as soon
As possible for the immediate payout of your
Winnings:
Mr.Steve Henman
Claims Department Manager
BOND TRUST LIMITED.
Email: deptmanager@bond-trust.net
Fax +44 7005804427
Congratulations once again on behalf of all our staff,
Sincerely,
Martin Gardner
Promotions Manager
Tel: +44 7040118013
Fax: +44 7005805159
[Well thankyou Mr Gardner. I shall indeed be contacting your Mr Henman at the earliest possible opportunity and am more than willing to pay any and all legal fees required to facilitate this transaction in as expedient a manner as possible.]
N.B:
1.All claims are nullified after 10 working days from
Today.
2.Your Ref number must be in all your mails with the
Claims officer.
3.Inform your claims officer of any change of names
Or addresses.
4.All winners under the age of 18 are automatically
Disqualified.
5.Please contact your Claims agent.
[ 10 days!!.
I'd better hurry then and not actually think about it very much ... ]__________________________________________________ _____
The Royal Games Lottery Awards is proudly sponsored by
financialCorp's, the royal group and a conglomeration
Of other international IT companies. ROYAL GAMES
Internet draw is held monthly, and is organized to
Encourage the use of the Internet and computers
Worldwide. We are proud to say that over 200 Million
Pounds are won annually in more than 150 countries
Worldwide.
[Well, that does give me no end of confidence. How could such a prestigious firm be in any way connected to anything untoward?
And all of this to encourage the use of the internet? That marvellous and grossly under-utilized convenience? I can honestly say that I am proud to be one of their winners.
].So how's everybody else day going?
It should have been ME!?!? But it wasn't. However I do know of an excellent investment oportunity I'm willing to share with you ravagon. Yup, just the kinda guy I am. There's this bridge see...
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