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Don't ya know? "Charlie doesn't surf!"
Don't ya know? "Charlie doesn't surf!"
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No war for real estate!Originally posted by JohnT
Fiji! Tahiti!
Why waste time invading desert countries when there's thousands of miles of prime beachfront property ready for the taking in the S. Pacific???
It'll all be gone with global warming anyway
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Nah. That's a retarded suggestion. Well Tahiti might be OK, but the Fijians will kick your ass.Originally posted by Jonny
That's the best suggestion so far.
Believe me, only an idiot wants to run a country full of Fijians. They'll get pissed and violent and you'll be screwed. And if you try to ban piss, they'll just get violent and you'll be screwed.
Believe me: the Fijians were the most feared people in the S. Pacific for a reason.Only feebs vote.Comment
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Maybe feared by sissy kiwis.Comment
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Samoans. Man , you never want a Samoan after you. I know...Long time member @ Apolyton
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Nah... man the Samoans, Tokelauans, Tahitians, Cook Islanders, Tongans and everyone else is scared ****less of the Fijians.
You know how the British enlisted the Ghurkhas as soliders because they are real hardasses? Well the Fijians are far harder, except they can't be controlled.
You do not want to **** with a group of Fijians. They're built tough and they like fighting.Only feebs vote.Comment
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Nukes
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So many worthy candidates.
I'll go with Syria. Syria would make a good parking lot.
They have thousands of years to refer them.
Yes, Syria.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Originally posted by Lancer
Seriously though. The Iraq war caused Libya to end its nuke program and Syria to pull out of Lebanon.
12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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Mars.
Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse
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Don't laugh KH. It also caused Canada to stop gay marriages.Only feebs vote.Comment
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"Don't laugh KH. It also caused Canada to stop gay marriages."
So they're not a part of the commonwealth anymore?Long time member @ Apolyton
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Bush's victory in Iraq caused the British Empire to collapse, don't you know?Only feebs vote.Comment
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Bush's victory in Iraq cured my hemmeroids!!!We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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"I am serious!
Don't ya know? "Charlie doesn't surf!""
"Bush's victory in Iraq caused the British Empire to collapse, don't you know?"
Nah, you're thinking about the American Revolution.Long time member @ Apolyton
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