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I dress myself...still haven't got the hang of putting trousers on and tying my shoelaces yet though...
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Speaking of Erith:
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Gerty the velcro boy?Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I dress myself...still haven't got the hang of putting trousers on and tying my shoelaces yet though...
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Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
Oh Ted im surprised at that you dont let all three dress ya at the same time
Good point. I am going to implement this immediatly.
We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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I agree with agathon, i hate to shop if tuberski needs clothes he needs to go get emm. I am his wife not errand boy. I do not dress him he can make up his own mind as i said he is a big boy. Not to mention i dont like dressing my self half the time.
When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
"It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.Comment
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Yeah, I would hate for someone else to dress me - I am really awkward when it comes to clothes so I wouldn't appreciate someone else attempting to intervene...Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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that's why it's nice for someone to dress you. It alleviates the hassle of choosing what to wear or what to buy.Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Yeah, I would hate for someone else to dress me - I am really awkward when it comes to clothes so I wouldn't appreciate someone else attempting to intervene...
I had this girl buy me a light blue shirt before. Normally, I would never wear light blue because I would have considered that too gay. But I wore it. It was actually a decent shirt.Comment
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You're just mad because I called you out on the South America thing.
No. I couldn't give a damn. I'd actually noticed it, but was too lazy to edit it.
Is your mom a MILF? If so, she can dress us all.
I used to sell menswear. Believe me, there isn't a worse job than dealing with women trying to force men into clothes they don't want. Especially older New Zealand men, who regard wearing anything that isn't bland as a sign of homosexual availability.
The underwear arguments are even worse. A sample (usually at full volume in the middle of the store)
Wife: "Wear these dear" (holds up skimpy pair of purple briefs)
Husband: "I don't want folk thinking I'm gay!!"
Wife: "Nonsense! Who'll see them other than me?"
Husband: "I can't wear those! I have bollocks! I can't fit my bollocks into those!"
Wife: "Don't be disgusting!"
Husband: "I'm not being disgusting. My balls will not fit into those!"
About now they'll both turn around and say: "what do you think?"
Oh god...Only feebs vote.Comment
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I don't think it's healthy to cram you balls and penis into too small garments.
I think it causes the penis to shrink.
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I can't believe those people wore those tight jeans in the 70's. I can't even wear Levis 501's anymore because they are too tight. Loose fitting clothes for me, thanks.Comment
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Fat bastard, eh Diss?
Welcome to the club.Only feebs vote.Comment
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How does one answer a question like that?
"Sure dude stuff your s*** in those small purple drawers" Or I Like this one "Wtf you asking me for I just work here"When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
"It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.Comment
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Tuberski adds "Seems like you package is in her purse anyway, so what difference does it make"When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
"It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.Comment
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I take exception to fat bastard (though I do have a small gut) see my picture in the picture thread. My most recent picture shows me at my current weight. 146 pounds.Originally posted by Agathon
Fat bastard, eh Diss?
Welcome to the club.Comment
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I wear loose clothes to cover up my slight underweight-ness.Originally posted by Agathon
Fat bastard, eh Diss?
Welcome to the club.Last edited by Jaguar; May 1, 2005, 17:10."You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005Comment
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I wear tents to cover up my lardiness
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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So I go into Victoria's Secrets, and my wife holds up a pair of them little shortie-shorts, you know, a little bit bigger than a Speedos, and says, "Honey, why don't you try these on?" I say no way, uhn uhh, not gonna do it. I put my foot down and refused.
So I went into the dressing room to try on the shortie-shorts, and they're too small and I had to squeeze in and my stuffs hangin' out on either side. And my wife says, "Heony, come out so I can look at them." I say no way, uhn uhh, not gonna do it. I put my foot down and refused.
So I came out and . . .
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