Always look on the bright side of life

[Guynemer]

So I finally grew a pair and asked out this other intern I've had my eye on for a few months. A young lady of Indian descent--gorgeous, brilliant, twisted sense of humor.

To the surprise of precisely zero people worldwide, she turned me down.


On the other hand, I have all my own hair, all of my teeth, all my shots, and I'm not a complete *****. So I at least have that going for me.

[Dis]

you work with this person? She could sue you for sexual harrassment.

[Guynemer]

Not likely; I didn't walk up to her and say, "Nice cans, toots!"

Although, in retrospect, it probably wouldn't have made a difference if I had.

[Theben]

Are u in any position of authority over her?

[Caligastia]

If you meant "Indian" as in from India, then she probably has a man she never met before lined up already.

[Guynemer]

Sweet lord no. I'm an intern. I don't even have authority over my own bodily functions.

[Winston]

Oh God, I thought Eric Idle had died.

Well, you also seem to still have your spirit intact, Guynemer. Keep saving up the cowbell for someone who knows how to appreciate it.

In a way, being turned down just brings you one step closer to finding the right one.

[Guynemer]

Originally posted by Caligastia
If you meant "Indian" as in from India, then she probably has a man she never met before lined up already.

Nope.

[Dis]

I'm under the impression they are both interns?

that's usually not a concern, but they could still say you did anything. And you risk your job (in reality there is little chance of being successfully sued- but you could lose your job).

I'm just too self-concious. I asked this one girl at work out. She turned me down. I was afraid she'd tell all the other girls at work. I guess I was scared they would laugh at me or something. such childish fears I have. It's not like I'm in highs school anymore...

[Asher]

She's clearly a gold digger, Guy.

She wants someone who will make real money, not some doctor.

[Caligastia]

Originally posted by Guynemer


Nope.

You're probably too ugly then.

[Japher]

Keep asking... she can't say no everytime!

[Theben]

Woo and yarr her with yer confidence and inability to shut up!

[Japher]

oh just tell her it's probably for the better since your married and all...

ya

then she'll want you. happens to me all the time.

[Dis]

Originally posted by Japher
Keep asking... she can't say no everytime!

yes they can

I bet you I can ask 100 girls out, and everyone will say no.