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Well, so far I got two job rejections today. Maybe I should leave the house and go to the beach.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
happy birthday.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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Definitely don't open that kind of mail.Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Well, so far I got two job rejections today. Maybe I should leave the house and go to the beach.
I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Dear Mr Guevara,
We regret to inform you that your application to be a mod at our site has been turned down. Thank you for taking an interest in the running of apolyton.net - we would like you to know that we value your support. We shall keep your details on our database if we are ever looking out fortroublemakers to bananyone with a skillset similar to yours.
Yours omnipotently,
Dan and Mark
Happy birthday.
Edit: Thanks.
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< strike > blahblah < /strike >Originally posted by duke o' york
Edit: Damn! What happened to my strikethrough.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Che is 38 . . . . . .
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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38 may the shrinking begin.
and by the way who are you oh stranger in previous post?"Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy CarterComment
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I can't tell you, otherwise I would have to kill you.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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MrFun sighting!!!!
We knew you loved us!
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Wow, che gets older AND MrFun pops up!
Happy birthdaySolomwi is very wise. - Imran SiddiquiComment
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che, to quote everybody's fave commie dictator, we'll bury you!
Happy birthday, old chap!
Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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The only reason I came back, is because I wanted to see your latest thread about your beautiful daughters.Originally posted by JohnT
MrFun sighting!!!!
We knew you loved us!
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Shhsh, don't let the young guys in on it. Let them find out for themselves.Originally posted by Ogie Oglethorpe
38 may the shrinking begin.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Another year closer to death.Originally posted by Japher
Another year older
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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