How stupid am I?

[Lancer]

If you proposed she could be here in 5, maybe 6 months...you wouldn't even have to go back.



Actually that would be pretty cool, she's great.

I wonder if we could cut that $1400 down a bit. Did you use my travel agent last time out?

[Lancer]

Btw, where should I send the video of your trip?

[Guynemer]

[Theben]

Originally posted by Lancer
If you proposed she could be here in 5, maybe 6 months...you wouldn't even have to go back.



Actually that would be pretty cool, she's great.

I'm not going to propose to someone I've only known for maybe 3 hours.

I wonder if we could cut that $1400 down a bit. Did you use my travel agent last time out?

Yes, yes, I did.

Btw, where should I send the video of your trip?

To my apartment?

[Lancer]

"I'm not going to propose to someone I've only known for maybe 3 hours."

Perfectly logical.


However, whatever.

"Yes, yes, I did"

Well try someone else then.

"To my apartment?"

Right, I'll just make out the package to:

Thebens Apartment
The Dustbowl or Somewhere In the Middle
USA

Ought to work.



(We didn't save any info, as you might have guessed)

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger


I'd also add "dead bodies" and "children" in there somewhere

Also on top of that I'd add, I wouldn't pay for it.

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by DeathByTheSword
just go home wack the monkey and if you still think about her shower and repeat

Very good advice actually.

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Woohoo! Ted brought MrFun back

Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
the magic powers of the dude ted stricker......

[Mrs. Tuberski]

hey i got a god idea, why dont we all run amuck cheat on our spouses and wait to see who gets shot first. Course ill have to sit back and watch the killing spree cause i aint dumb enough to do that

[Guynemer]

Hey, don't knock it, lady.


I plan on dying at the ripe old age of 83, shot in the back by a jealous husband whilst climbing out a bedroom window.

[Ted Striker]

What are you going to scream with your last dying breath?

It's gotta be something cool like, "FREEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!" as in the movie Braveheart starring anti-British actor Mel Gibson.

[Guynemer]

I'D HIIIIIIIIIIIIIT IIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!

[Ted Striker]

[Agathon]

It's "spank the monkey": not "whack the monkey".

IIRC it's rhyming slang from "monkey spanker".

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Originally posted by Guynemer
Hey, don't knock it, lady.


I plan on dying at the ripe old age of 83, shot in the back by a jealous husband whilst climbing out a bedroom window.

if you can climb out the freaking window at the age of 83 the u is the man