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  • #1

    What Muppet are you?

    statler jpeg
    You are Statler or Waldorf.
    You have a high opinion of yourself, as do others.
    But only because you are in the balcony seats.

    ALSO KNOWN AS:
    Those two old guys in the box.
    SPECIAL TALENTS:
    Heckling, complaining, being cantankerous

    QUOTE:
    "Get off the stage, you bum!"

    LAST BOOKS READ:
    "The Art of Insult" and "How To
    Insult Art"

    NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT:
    Their pacemakers.


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  • #2
    Is there something wrong with Canadian water? I've noticed a recent decline amongst the Canadian posters.

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    • #3
      We're all still reeling over the Gomery inquiry.

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      • #4
        Why I'm the Kermit himself.

        kermit.jpeg
        You are Kermit the Frog.
        You are reliable, responsible and caring. And you
        have a habit of waving your arms about
        maniacally.

        FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS:
        "Hi ho!" "Yaaay!" and
        "Sheesh!"
        FAVORITE MOVIE:
        "How Green Was My Mother"

        LAST BOOK READ:
        "Surfin' the Webfoot: A Frog's Guide to the
        Internet"

        HOBBIES:
        Sitting in the swamp playing banjo.

        QUOTE:
        "Hmm, my banjo is wet."


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        Contraria sunt Complementa. -- Niels Bohr
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        • #5
          Aww cool.

          rowlf jpeg
          You are Rowlf.
          You are a loner, and love classical music, You can
          play the piano without opposable thumbs. Then
          again, you are just a Muppet.

          ALSO KNOWN AS:
          Ol' Brown Ears
          HOBBIES:
          Piano playing, punning, fetching.

          QUOTE:
          "My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano
          playing beats 'em both."

          FAVORITE MOVIE:
          "The Dogfather"

          FAVORITE COMPOSER:
          Poochini

          FAVORITE SONG:
          "I've Never Harmed An Onion, So Why Should
          They Make Me Cry?"


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          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Maniac
            Why I'm the Kermit himself.
            Me too.

            Why do I have the feeling many Belgians will be.
            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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            • #7



              You are Gonzo the Great.

              You love everyone, and still you get shot out of a cannon on a regular basis. Oh, and you are completely insane and have a strange fascination for chickens.

              ALSO KNOWN AS: The Great Gonzo, Gonzo the Great, Just Plain Weird
              SPECIES: Whatever
              HOBBIES: Tapdancing blindfolded on tapioca while balancing a piano on his nose, backwards, five times fast.
              FAVORITE MOVIE: "From Here to Eternity... with no brakes."
              FAVORITE TV SHOW: "Touched By An Anvil"
              QUOTE: "No parachute? Wow! This is so cool!"

              At the top of the blog for the moment...
              CGN | a bunch of incoherent nonsense
              Chris Jericho: First-Ever Undisputed Champion of Professional Wrestling & God Incarnate
              Mystique & Aura: Appearing Nightly @ Yankee Stadium! | Red & Pewter Pride
              Head Coach/General Manager, Kyrandia Dragonhawks (2004 Apolyton Fantasy Football League Champions)

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              • #8
                rizzo jpeg
                You are Rizzo the Rat.
                You have few friends, but are loyal to those you do
                have. Maybe if you didn't smell like sewage
                you would have more.

                SPECIES:
                Rodentia Digesta Lotta Grub
                HOMETOWN:
                Brooklyn, USA

                FAVORITE MOVIE:
                "Rat On A Hot Tin Roof"

                FAVORITE SONG:
                "The Pest Is Yet To Come"

                FAVORITE FOOD:
                You got it, I'll eat it.

                HOBBIES:
                See "Favorite Food".

                QUOTE:
                "When do we eat?"


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                You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                • #9

                  sam.jpeg
                  You are Sam the Eagle.
                  You are patriotic and devoted. And extremely anal.

                  HOBBIES:
                  Patriotism, Being appalled at what everyone else is
                  doing.
                  FAVORITE MUSIC:
                  The National Anthem of America

                  FAVORITE MOVIE:
                  "An American In....America"

                  LAST BOOK READ:
                  "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus,
                  Eagles are from America"

                  QUOTE:
                  "Please stop that now! It's un-American!"


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                  Last edited by Barinthus; April 22, 2005, 18:45.
                  Who is Barinthus?

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                  • #10
                    gonzo jpeg
                    You are Gonzo the Great.
                    You love everyone, and still you get shot out of a
                    cannon on a regular basis. Oh, and you are
                    completely insane and have a strange
                    fascination for chickens.

                    ALSO KNOWN AS:
                    The Great Gonzo, Gonzo the Great, Just Plain Weird
                    SPECIES:
                    Whatever

                    HOBBIES:
                    Tapdancing blindfolded on tapioca while balancing a
                    piano on his nose, backwards, five times fast.

                    FAVORITE MOVIE:
                    "From Here to Eternity...with no brakes."

                    FAVORITE TV SHOW:
                    "Touched By An Anvil"

                    QUOTE:
                    "No parachute? Wow! This is so cool!"


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                    "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                    "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                    • #11
                      You are Sweetums.

                      A hard exterior covers up the soft sweet center of your soul. And you love to eat humans.

                      SPECIAL TALENTS:
                      Really big dance steps.
                      FAVORITE MOVIE:
                      "Big"

                      QUOTE:
                      "Wait for me!"

                      LAST BOOK READ:
                      "Taming Your Outer Beast"

                      NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
                      Robin the Frog

                      --------


                      Well this explains a few things.
                      If at first you don't succeed, take the bloody hint and give up.

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                      • #12
                        kermit.jpeg
                        You are Kermit the Frog.
                        You are reliable, responsible and caring. And you
                        have a habit of waving your arms about
                        maniacally.

                        FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS:
                        "Hi ho!" "Yaaay!" and
                        "Sheesh!"
                        FAVORITE MOVIE:
                        "How Green Was My Mother"

                        LAST BOOK READ:
                        "Surfin' the Webfoot: A Frog's Guide to the
                        Internet"

                        HOBBIES:
                        Sitting in the swamp playing banjo.

                        QUOTE:
                        "Hmm, my banjo is wet."


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                        "Everything for the State, nothing against the State, nothing outside the State" - Benito Mussolini

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                        • #13
                          sam jpeg
                          You are Sam the Eagle.
                          You are patriotic and devoted. And extremely anal.

                          HOBBIES:
                          Patriotism, Being appalled at what everyone else is
                          doing.
                          FAVORITE MUSIC:
                          The National Anthem of America

                          FAVORITE MOVIE:
                          "An American In....America"

                          LAST BOOK READ:
                          "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus,
                          Eagles are from America"

                          QUOTE:
                          "Please stop that now! It's un-American!"


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                          We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                          • #14
                            If we are including the old Sesame Street muppets then I'm more like the Cookie Monster (only I eat more than just cookies ).
                            "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
                            "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
                            2004 Presidential Candidate
                            2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)

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                            • #15
                              This is quite surprising.

                              sam jpeg
                              You are Sam the Eagle.
                              You are patriotic and devoted. And extremely anal.

                              HOBBIES:
                              Patriotism, Being appalled at what everyone else is
                              doing.
                              FAVORITE MUSIC:
                              The National Anthem of America

                              FAVORITE MOVIE:
                              "An American In....America"

                              LAST BOOK READ:
                              "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus,
                              Eagles are from America"

                              QUOTE:
                              "Please stop that now! It's un-American!"


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                              "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                              "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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