What would you do when the zombies attack?

[Bosh]

Get a fishing boat and eat lots and lots of sushi. Zombies can't swim

[General Ludd]

Originally posted by Boshko
Get a fishing boat and eat lots and lots of sushi. Zombies can't swim

But they can float.

[Japher]

zombie dolphins!

[BeBMan]

I'm for a preemptive strike against those zombie bastards!

[Bereta_Eder]

The only instance where the motto make love not war doesnt apply

[Whoha]

Re: What would you do when the zombies attack?

Originally posted by Oerdin
Let's say a horrible B movie script became reality and the world is being over run by nasty rotting zombies intent on killing human beings. What would you do? Where would you go and who would you take with you? These things must be considered carefully or else you could end up as a meal for a zombie or worse yet a zombie yourself.

I know what I'd do; I'd gather my best mates and a few hot chicks then go down to the local big box warehouse store where I'd barackade myself in. Think about it. Those warehouse stores only have two entrences and both have those metal roll down gates so the place would be easy to seal off. Inside that Walmart/Kmart/whatever there'd be guns, ammo, plenty of food, camping gear, bottled water, medicine, and plenty of magazines to read. The place is also pretty big so if you want to go have a **** with one of those sexy ladies you saved from the zombies (that always happens in the movies) then you could. Is that a good plan? What would you do?

Chainsaw: check
Chain-Mesh(as per shark stuff to keep them from biting):check.
Shotgun:check.

[Dinner]

Chainmail... Good idea.

[Ari Rahikkala]

Why bother discussing the subject when there's a perfectly good instructional video available about it?

[Bereta_Eder]

If they can't bite they can't eat

[Lancer]

I'd get me a 1920s machine gun and a flamethrower. One in each hand I'd perf em and roast em and take back America! ...and the Philippines of course.

The rest of the world would be more US friendly under zombie control so I'd leave well enough alone.

[Japher]

The rest of the world would be more US friendly under zombie control so I'd leave well enough alone

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by Boshko
Get a fishing boat and eat lots and lots of sushi. Zombies can't swim

I must correct you here, as "Zombie Flesh Eaters" proved categorically that zombies are perfectly capable of fighting sharks at sea.

And I too would go to "The Winchester".

[Flandrien]

Re: What would you do when the zombies attack?

Originally posted by Oerdin
.. go down to the local big box warehouse store ...

Don't go to the local supermarket.
Last time I checked mine, it already was full of zombies.

[Lancer]

"Last time I checked mine, it already was full of zombies. "

[Pekka]

paiktis, admit it mister... you just want to be behind me to closely observe my tight buttocks colliding each other while I reload my pump action shotgun. It' heavy duty work, and I might be sweating from adrenaline and be a little dirty for rolling in the mud with zombies and stuff, so them tight buttocks are truly slippery and bouncy muscle. What do you do if I get a cramp? What if my muscles goes into lock and my legs can't move, do you come and rub them really hard? Or do you just choose to watch them cramp, because it gets you all hot and excited?

First of all, this is not what I like. This is nto why I fight them zombies. If you're going to be in the crew, you need to AT LEAST carry ammo and food, or preferrably step next to me and blast some commie zombies away!