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  • #1

    My ass hurts

    Ok, so I´ve had this pain in my backside for 6 months now. If I sit for too long or sit on hard chairs. Can you work out your Gluteus maximus? Maybe it´ll go away if I start riding my bike again, I haven´t done that since the accident I had in october last year...

    Advice, please...
    I love being beaten by women - Lorizael
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    perhaps an assectomy
    “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

    ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man​

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    • #3
      Nah, I had one of those. Didn´t work
      I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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      • #4
        Your equine transport is in pain ?


        See a veterinarian.
        Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

        ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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        • #5
          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
          Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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          • #6
            Originally posted by alva

            Your sex toys dance ?


            How intriguing.
            Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

            ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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            • #7
              damn, I knew I should´ve picked a more serious title...
              I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Dr Zoidberg
                damn, I knew I should´ve picked a more serious title...
                Arsey Worsey ?


                Stubbed my butt ?


                Anal Insania ?


                Buttock's End ?


                Arse About Face ?
                Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                • #9
                  You've been playing the "HEY IT FITS'' game have you....

                  Spec.
                  -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                  • #10
                    Re: My ass hurts

                    Originally posted by Dr Zoidberg
                    Advice, please...
                    You're the doctor...

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                    • #11
                      But not a very good one...
                      I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by molly bloom


                        Arsey Worsey ?


                        Stubbed my butt ?


                        Anal Insania ?


                        Buttock's End ?


                        Arse About Face ?
                        Come on, you just picked those from your video collection, right?
                        I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                        • #13
                          Stop the whisky, try beer.
                          The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. Oscar Wilde.

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                          • #14
                            Re: My ass hurts

                            Originally posted by Dr Zoidberg
                            Ok, so I´ve had this pain in my backside for 6 months now. If I sit for too long or sit on hard chairs. Can you work out your Gluteus maximus? Maybe it´ll go away if I start riding my bike again, I haven´t done that since the accident I had in october last year...

                            Advice, please...

                            Get one of those workout videos with Susanne Lanefeldt.

                            KNIIIIP!!!!
                            The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                            • #15
                              Oh, the horror
                              I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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