What name should the new pope give himself?

[Zoid]

50 lire

[molly bloom]

Frank N. Furter I

Hairy Mary Quite Contrary I

Vibrating Bumhead Goat I

Sixtus As Doggus I

[JohnT]

Originally posted by molly bloom

Hairy Mary Quite Contrary I

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by JohnT

The Farrellys could do the promo Pope video...

[Winston]

Pius XIII or Paul VII.

Or maybe he should just be Pope CCXLIV to save us all a lot of trouble.

BTW, looking at Ben Kenobi's list, what on earth did Liberius (352-66) do that was so bad?

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by Dry
Sixtus VI, just for the fun of the name: Sixtus-Six. And if he's a saint: Saint Sixtus Six.

Sorry - I already took that one in the Apolyton Pope thread.

Sixtus the sixth is still my pick

[Winston]

Originally posted by JohnT

Pope Mobile

Nice.

How about Pope Eye, and then always appearing in public with his sleeves rolled up to the elbow and a corn pipe stuck in his mouth. The Bulgarian Secret Police can't touch a Pope like that.

[Zoid]

Giancarlo I - Free helicopter rides for everyone

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Winston


Nice.

How about Pope Eye, and then always appearing in public with his sleeves rolled up to the elbow and a corn pipe stuck in his mouth. The Bulgarian Secret Police can't touch a Pope like that.

I've seen that!

I'm Pope Eye the Sailor Man,
I'm Pope Eye the Sailor Man.
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Pope Eye the Sailor Man.

I'm one tough Gazookus
Which hates all Palookas
Wot ain't on the up and square.
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em
And always out roughs 'em
But none of 'em gets nowhere.

If anyone dares to risk my "Fisk",
It's "Boff" an' it's "Wham" un'erstan'?
So keep "Good Be-hav-or"
That's your one life saver
With Popeye the Sailor Man.

I'm Pope Eye the Sailor Man,
I'm Pope Eye the Sailor Man.
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Pope Eye the Sailor Man.

http://cafeman.www9.50megs.com/atari/5200popeye.html

[JohnT]

There's Something about Hail Mary?

MARY: "Wait. Is that Holy Water? I needed something for my hair!"

[JohnT]

Might was well complete the Cycle:

Pope John-Paul-George-Ringo I

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by JohnT
There's Something about Hail Mary?

MARY: "Wait. Is that Holy Water? I needed something for my hair!"

They could try raising the dead with table lamp flexes.

[Winston]

If the new Pope has a speech impediment like Pontius Pilate in Life of Brian, it should definitely be Pope Roderick. Wodewick the Wuthleff. And anyone caught snickering will be officially condemned to eternal damnation, right there.

[Zoid]

Thwow him to the floor!

[Alexander's Horse]

Pope Michael 69