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    I'm so happy. I haven't had any beer in so long. I have a six-pack of weiss beer and 11 lemons (I won't be using all the lemons--8 are to make a gallon of lemonaide).

    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

  • #2
    I have 3 12-packs

    but then

    I'm an alcoholic
    Monkey!!!

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    • #3
      whohooo got my own 18pack
      When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
      "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
      Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Japher
        I have 3 12-packs

        but then

        I'm an alcoholic
        I thought maybe you just like to buy some for friends.
        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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        • #5
          Well, I'm not planning on getting drunk by myself. That's just sad. This beer is for taste.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #6
            I thought maybe you just like to buy some for friends.
            Soon, so soon

            This beer is for taste.
            If I had any respect for you it would now be gone
            Monkey!!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by chegitz guevara
              Well, I'm not planning on getting drunk by myself. That's just sad. This beer is for taste.
              not alone kinda sorta got tubes here
              When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
              "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
              Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                Well, I'm not planning on getting drunk by myself. That's just sad.
                Nah, it's so cool that George Thorogood even recorded a song about it.

                (there's a friend of mine of whom it's a standing joke that that song is about him)
                Only feebs vote.

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                • #9
                  i drink to get drunk

                  my mom hates it

                  but

                  i tell her when she asks

                  "how much are you drinking?"

                  I tell her

                  "all of it"

                  wifey knows it, i know it

                  it is just the way it is

                  it'll stop here soon,

                  last trimester is bring a lot of changes....
                  Monkey!!!

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                  • #10
                    I didn't know you were such a boozehound Japher. Then again I agree that getting drunk is the main point of drinking.
                    Only feebs vote.

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                    • #11
                      I didn't know you were such a boozehound Japher
                      i've mentioned it before

                      my grandpa is an alcoholic, my dad is, and I am...

                      I use to be a pot head (and a space cadet, if you catch my drift), but I haven't touched that sheit since 2000.

                      I latched on to cigs since, and I haven't had those for 8+ months.

                      Now it's beer. I am also kind to whiskey, vodka, and scotch....

                      Baby WILL change it all.

                      I just can't change all at once, I have an addictive gene or something.

                      Currently, I drink at least 12, 12 oz beers a night.
                      Monkey!!!

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                      • #12
                        Jesus.. I didn't realize it was that serious.

                        I had a cig yesterday. It was horrible. I'm not going back.
                        Only feebs vote.

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                        • #13
                          and he called me the alocholic
                          course he can spell better
                          When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                          "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                          Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                          • #14
                            Currently, I drink at least 12, 12 oz beers a night.


                            You are ****ting me, right? Jesus.. stop before you do yourself an injury.
                            Only feebs vote.

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                            • #15
                              Serious?

                              I am functional drunk, but a drunk none the less.

                              I am fixing things, and realizing that you are a mess is step one. I have a great wife, a kid on the way.... I am good. Serious? Naw. I am a freakin' genious and that is/was my problem.

                              Everything will find it's place. Alcoholism will always be with me, and I will probably never quit drinking. Still, I am a very dedicated person, and my kid DOES come first.

                              Hell, he/she already has an education fund!
                              Monkey!!!

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