Total and Utter Devastation or how i learned how to stop worrying and get revenge.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

[Nelson Voice]

Ha Ha. Aggie and Asher agree. Ha Ha

[/Nelson Voice]

No comment on teh OP.

[MRT144]

Originally posted by Ogie Oglethorpe
[Nelson Voice]

Ha Ha. Aggie and Asher agree. Ha Ha

[/Nelson Voice]

No comment on teh OP.

they really are more similar than different.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Originally posted by MRT144


they really are more similar than different.

Good one, get them all spun up

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

You're an arsehole, MRT144. I hope for the following things to occur-

1- Someone contacts the young ladies in you photo thread to let them know you have a history in porn.

2- Someone contacts the young ladies in you photo thread to let them know you have VD.

3- Someone contacts the young ladies in you photo thread to let them know you have a history of using your ex's sexual history as weapon against them in the hope of causing a family rift to ruin their prospects.

4- That your herpes becomes septic and your penis rots off.

[MRT144]

1. done, i told them both

2. done, i told them both

3. even if that were true i still dont care

4. not likely, i have the acyclovir

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Didn't Dacia say you were a spoiled only child too immature to deal with the ups and downs of adult relationships, or something like that? **** me, she had a point.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by MRT144
4. not likely, i have the acyclovir

We make that at Dartford

[MRT144]

boohoo, dacia may have made a poignant observation about my lack of maturity. im 21, i have time to grow up.

and ive learned something too through all this experience. put yourself first, dont date people who have cheated in the past, dont seek revenge no matter how sweet, and dont get involved in sexual situations that have an outcome that isnt clear at best.

[Solomwi]

MRT, a bit cliched, perhaps, and not served cold enough for my liking (timing-wise), but otherwise... beautiful.

[MRT144]

oh, and use condoms no matter what, always no questions asked

[MRT144]

Originally posted by Solomwi
MRT, a bit cliched, perhaps, and not served cold enough for my liking (timing-wise), but otherwise... beautiful.

youre right, i should have waited till she was serious with another guy and further along in college.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison

We make that at Dartford

So when you are rubbing it on your penis you can think of PH.

[MRT144]

its a pill. theres a little bit of PH in every one of those pills though

[Dinner]

Damn, I was hoping it was a cream or ointment.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by MRT144
its a pill. theres a little bit of PH in every one of those pills though

Yep, it's been through me. Not literally of course