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  • Going golfing tomorrow

    It's the first time in two years, so yesterday I went to the driving range.

    Now, what you need to know about me is that I'm a terrible golfer. I shoot about 120 on 18 holes. The worst problem I have is an enormous slice. I'm talking about a ball that often ends up going 90 degrees to the original direction of travel.

    So yesterday I decided that I was just going to change things about my swing until it started working better. I changed my distance from the ball, how far forward on the ball I was, how flexed my knees were, etc.

    All had some small impact on distance and direction. The big change happened when I straightened up my left arm (I shoot right handed) almost completely. The first shot I hit went perfectly straight. It was like a miracle to me. The next 10 balls I hit all went perfectly straight too. And I was plugging them 210-225 in the air. They might have run farther, but this driving range only went out to 225, so I was hitting the backstop, sometimes before hitting the ground.

    I proceeded to hit another 2 buckets, and every club I hit with (driver, 3 wood, 3 iron, 7 iron) was the same thing. Whether the ball was teed up or on the "grass" I was ****ing killing them in a perfectly straight line down the range. I ****ed up maybe 5% of the shots.

    I swear that if I can hit like this on the course I'm going to drop 20 strokes off my game and play under 100 for the first time in my life.
    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
    Ultima Ratio Regum

  • #2
    I hit a ****ing 7 iron 150 yards off the turf yesterday. It dropped about 5 feet from where I was aiming it.

    I practically jizzed my pants.
    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
    Ultima Ratio Regum

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    • #3
      That sometimes happens when you whack your balls around
      Monkey!!!

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      • #4
        No self respecting lefty would golf.
        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        • #5
          you should start playing for money KH
          "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
          'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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          • #6
            Hah. That'd be one way to spend my poker winnings. I can think of better ways though.
            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
            Stadtluft Macht Frei
            Killing it is the new killing it
            Ultima Ratio Regum

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            • #7
              Re: Going golfing tomorrow

              So?
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #8
                Go jack off in a cap/com thread che.
                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
                Ultima Ratio Regum

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                • #9
                  No, I'd rather bust your balls.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #10
                    KH, this is personal speculation but you seem good at whatever you do, so why not?
                    "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                    'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                    • #11
                      I'm not good at everything by a long stretch. Even if I do shoot under a hundred that's not a good score.

                      I'm going with somebody who's probably going to shoot high 70s. Me betting on golf would be a losing proposition
                      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                      Stadtluft Macht Frei
                      Killing it is the new killing it
                      Ultima Ratio Regum

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                      • #12
                        not if you do a spread
                        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                        • #13
                          Well it serves you right then KH, if you want to win, don't play against people who are a lot better than you
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by MRT144
                            not if you do a spread
                            He's also a better poker player than me. I'm more consistent, but he can read people better.
                            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                            Stadtluft Macht Frei
                            Killing it is the new killing it
                            Ultima Ratio Regum

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                            • #15
                              On the other hand, I'm a better physicist than he is, and my fiancée is prettier.
                              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                              Stadtluft Macht Frei
                              Killing it is the new killing it
                              Ultima Ratio Regum

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