Save Toby!

[Combat Ingrid]

I can't remember seeing this posted before so here we go:

http://www.savetoby.com/

Welcome,

Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on June 30th, 2005 if you don.t help. I rescued him several months ago. I found him under my porch, soaking wet, injured from what appeared to be an attack from an alley cat. I took him in, thinking he had no chance to live from his injuries, but miraculously, he recovered. I have since spent several months nursing him to health. Toby is a fighter, that.s for sure.

Unfortunately, on June 30th, 2005, Toby will die. I am going to eat him. I am going to take Toby to a butcher to have him slaughter this cute bunny. I will then prepare Toby for a midsummer feast. I have several recipes under consideration, which can be seen, with some pretty graphic images, under the recipe section.

I don’t want to eat Toby, he is my friend, and he has always been the most loving, adorable pet. However, God as my witness, I will devour this little guy unless I receive 50,000$ USD into my account from donations or purchase of merchandise. You can help this poor, helpless bunny’s cause by making donations through my verified PayPal account by clicking on any of the Donate buttons on this site, or by purchasing merchandise at the Savetoby.com online store.

Here is the current status of donations for Toby, as of April 10th, 2005. Thanks to everyone who has contributed!

Aww...

[chequita guevara]

There ain't enough meat on that bunny to eat.

[:) Smiley]

At the going rate of rabbit meat, that rabbit can't possibly be worth more than ten bucks. The meat tastes like chicken.

[Flubber]

Would is be cruel to offer 10 bucks for some rabbit pie??

[Dinner]

That bastard has made $20,000-$25,000 off this scam. I wish I had thought of it.

[Flubber]

Originally posted by Oerdin
That bastard has made $20,000-$25,000 off this scam. I wish I had thought of it.

and its not even a scam in the sense that he can do this and be completely truthful

[Combat Ingrid]

Apparently, it's good business. This guy (Save Bernd) made €71.466, but as €1.000.000 was required, Bernd is now in bunny heaven

[Winston]

And the real hoot is Toby will get eaten anyway, just with some truffle sauce and an exclusive white wine .

[chequita guevara]

Bunnygrrl would have killed me if I had even played at doing something like that with Miss Ophelia. Ophie has gone to bunny heaven a long time ago, or at least under a palmetto bush in Jacksonville.

[Shi Huangdi]

What a great idea!

[alva]

Looks like Irak is initiating some indirect bussiness afterall.

[Bill3000]

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/savetoby.asp

[Provost Harrison]

Mmmm, wabbit!

[chequita guevara]

Rabbit isn't very tasty and they don't make great pets.

Rabbit, however, is the food of the preditor world. Wild rabbits and hares live, on average, about three months. Their main function seems to be being eaten.

In the Old West, there was a condition known as rabbit starvation. Because bunnies are extremely lean animals, you can have a diet of nothing but rabbit, and starve to death. You need a certain minimum amount of fat in your diet to process protein, and you can't get it on rabbit alone.

[alva]

Rabbit isn't tasty???
Dude, you really need to learn how to cook or visit Europe..

Rabbit stew in red wine in pretty damn good, though not one my favourites personally.