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    the official ***** about taxes thread- america club thread :D

    damn taxes, I have to pay $319 this year in additional taxes. .

    Too bad I wasn't irresponsible enough to have kids, I woulnd't have to pay any taxes. Yes I know, a) I can't have kids and b) kids suck away that money in upkeep.
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    I noticed you can get tax breaks for caring for the elderly. Maybe I can move some old hags into my home and pretend to take care of them, and get them to write me into their wills. hmmm But I hate that old people smell.

    what are some other ways to reduce my taxes?

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    • #3
      Quit your job.

      ACK!
      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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      • #4
        have them take more out during the year. that way you get something back or break even at the end of the year

        wait borrow a kid and half support it for half of the year then you can claim head of household.
        When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
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        • #5
          I did mine online

          got back ~60 for both state and federal

          for state I said to give it for cancer research and environment protection

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Dissident
            what are some other ways to reduce my taxes?
            Pay an accountant?
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            • #7
              I got ~500 back. This year is the last time that's going to happen?
              If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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              • #8
                Americans pay taxes?
                In da butt.
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                • #9
                  I got back some mad cash, did all my taxes online back in January.


                  Cali started a new program this year where they will actually do your state taxes for you. So all you have to do is sign the paper and mail it back in.

                  I didn't do it but alot of people did.
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                  • #10
                    I got +-2000 back.
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                    • #11
                      I don't pay tax.
                      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                      • #12
                        Apart from VAT etc
                        You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                        • #13
                          My refund still rocks.
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                          • #14
                            Me too !
                            We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Kidicious


                              Pay an accountant?
                              no.

                              I'm not some dumbass who can't do their taxes.

                              Legally this is the least amount I can pay. Maybe an accountant can do some "creative" touches with my taxes, but I doubt they could save me more money than I pay them to do my taxes.

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