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  • *#$@! Murder Word Perfect

    It seems this cutesy little program really likes to automate things in random, super helpful ways. Like when I want a pasted body of text to remove it's first line indent by hitting backspace infront of the indent, it just crawls up towards the rest of the documents text - never removing the indent and treating it as if its' a WORD PERFECT piece of "has to be there", untouchable indented $(@%ING SH$%. I especially have fun when trying to hi-lite SPECIFIC lines of text for specialization indent (in dragging the sideline bar however far over and expecting it THAT hi-lited text to follow) - only Word Perfect thinks it's a better idea to move clumps of text in the same fashion. Oh no, not in a consistent way. SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND COMPLETELY *ING RANDOM EVERY TIME

    An aside example of helpfulness is the programs seemingly random decisions to Capitalize that which I don't want capitalized, and to hyperlink that which I don't want NEON BLUE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY *ING ESSAY.

    HOW DO I TURN OFF WHATEVER AUTOMATION PROCESSES THIS PILE OF FORCED USER FRIENDLY GARBAGE HAS IN USE. I AM JUST SHORT OF FINDING THE PROGRAMMERS SEATTLE ADDRESSES AND MURDERING THEM EACH IN POETICALLY JUSTIFYING WAYS (IE. CRUDELY INDENTING ONE PROGRAMMERS HEAD HOW I WANT IN, REGARDLESS OF HOW THE REST OF HIS BODY MAY WANT TO FOLLOW)

    How do you turn it all off. Thanks.

  • #2
    Ctrl-Alt-****ing Delete
    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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    • #3
      pleaaase I need help with this shotty force feeder of a Word Processor

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      • #4
        See if this helps:
        Format > AutoFormat... > Options...
        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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        • #5
          Sympathy bump.

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          • #6
            Bump.

            And so, did that option menu help you?
            The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

            The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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            • #7
              Save as MS Word document and then open it in that program.
              Tutto nel mondo è burla

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