what to do?

[MikeH]

Re: what to do?

Originally posted by DeathByTheSword
i just started a new job and i have to work 40 hours a week...the problem my job just takes 8 hours a week... besides that problem they were so stupid to give me internet acces and didnt remove minesweeper from the computer....shall i ask for extra work or just do what i usually do...and to clarify i do nothing except trying to beat my highscore with minesweeper....advice please

That's normal isn't it?

Just surf the internet.

[Zoid]

DBTS, some humble suggestions:

Learn a foreign language

If you have access to a telephone do some telemarketing, that way you can make twice the pay

Brush up on your history/math/whatever

Make a killer web page

Do some charity (Save the Panda!)

Make plans for world domination

Learn the noble art of Bonsai and/or Origami

Make the worlds longest chain of paper clips

Build a teepee out of Scotch tape and discarded paper towels from the restroom

Start a new religion

[DeathByTheSword]

i work at the european patent office...

and about this list
Learn a foreign language DONE

If you have access to a telephone do some telemarketing, that way you can make twice the pay NO PHONE

Brush up on your history/math/whatever IN BETWEEN STUDIES

Make a killer web page NO SKILLS

Do some charity (Save the Panda!) SAVING MY LIBIDO IS A BIT MORE IMPORTENT

Make plans for world domination MY ACTUAL JOB IS RULER OF THE WORLD AND IT ONLY TAKES 8 HOURS A WEEK

Learn the noble art of Bonsai and/or Origami I CAN MAKE PAPER AIRCRAFTS

Make the worlds longest chain of paper clips I AM POST-ITING MYSELF DOES THAT COUNT

Build a teepee out of Scotch tape and discarded paper towels from the restroom THANKS FOR THE IDEA

Start a new religion ALREADY DONE IT IS CALLED THE HOLY BUNNIES OF DBTSverse

[alva]

Invent something...

[DeathByTheSword]

nah it is just easier to put my name on one of the applications

[Zoid]

Learn a foreign language DONE

Learn another!

Make a killer web page NO SKILLS

Get some!

Do some charity (Save the Panda!) SAVING MY LIBIDO IS A BIT MORE IMPORTENT

Well, pimp yourself on the Internet then

Make plans for world domination MY ACTUAL JOB IS RULER OF THE WORLD AND IT ONLY TAKES 8 HOURS A WEEK

Conquer the rest of the universe. Challenge Ming

Learn the noble art of Bonsai and/or Origami I CAN MAKE PAPER AIRCRAFTS

Make the worlds biggest paper plane, then sell it to ESA

Make the worlds longest chain of paper clips I AM POST-ITING MYSELF DOES THAT COUNT

Not really, however you could do a Christo & Jean-Claude and cover the whole office building in Post-It...

Build a teepee out of Scotch tape and discarded paper towels from the restroom THANKS FOR THE IDEA

Just put my name on the patent, willya?

Start a new religion ALREADY DONE IT IS CALLED THE HOLY BUNNIES OF DBTSverse

Right...

[alva]

Re: what to do?

Originally posted by DeathByTheSword
i just started a new job and i have to work 40 hours a week...the problem my job just takes 8 hours a week... besides that problem they were so stupid to give me internet acces and didnt remove minesweeper from the computer....shall i ask for extra work or just do what i usually do...and to clarify i do nothing except trying to beat my highscore with minesweeper....advice please

Demnad an assistant!!!

[Brundlefly]

Re: what to do?

Originally posted by DeathByTheSword
i just started a new job and i have to work 40 hours a week...the problem my job just takes 8 hours a week... besides that problem they were so stupid to give me internet acces and didnt remove minesweeper from the computer....shall i ask for extra work or just do what i usually do...and to clarify i do nothing except trying to beat my highscore with minesweeper....advice please

Use the extra time you have available to go make friends with the president of the company. Find out what makes him laugh, and tell him jokes - get him to like you. Then he invites you to dinner and introduces you to his ugly daughter. Date his daughter and then marry her. When the president eventually dies, become the president of the company, divorce the daughter and spend all of your money dating women 25 years younger than you.

[Krill]

He works in the EU patent office. That would make him CEO of Europe, no?

No offence DBTS, but I don't want you ruling me just yet...

[MikeH]

post on apolyton about how little you have to do.

[alva]

Post about how you post on Apolyton about how little you have to do.

[Proteus_MST]

Learn a programming language and use your PC to program applications,
or better learn C++ and use your PC to join the CtP2-Programming team here at Apolyton

[Japher]

that suks... sounds like my job.

[alva]

Originally posted by Proteus_MST
Learn a programming language and use your PC to program applications,
or better learn C++ and use your PC to join the CtP2-Programming team here at Apolyton

He only has 32 hours a week.

C++.sucks()

[Agathon]

do what everyone else does.. hit on your secretary.