An Apolytoner Pope in 2005

[Dis]

if I become pope, I'll get rid of the priests not having sex with women bit, including popes.

Can you imagine how many hot chicks would be wiling to have sex with the pope?

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Considering you have to be a priest and celibate, how many of the above are still willing to be pope?

But a good many popes in the past have been neither. I choose to be like Benedict IX.

[Boris Godunov]

Hmm, 3 of the top 4 candidates are homosexual atheists.

[Ming]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Hmm, 3 of the top 4 candidates are homosexual atheists.

And this surprises you how?

[Wycoff]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Hmm, 3 of the top 4 candidates are homosexual atheists.

According to that list Laz posted, that would be consistant with Papal history.

[Boris Godunov]

Actually, looking into it, there aren't any real specific qualifications for the Pope. He doesn't appear to have to be a priest. The only qualifications I've found listed, and they don't have any citation, are that he be at least 14, baptized and not a heretic or apostate.

[Spiffor]

Zylka, Pekka, Diss and the gay squad for pope!

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Spec
Oh...and maybe Spiffor too.

Nah. 'Poly has already chosen me as President of the US Gotta share power you know

[Hot Mustard]

A religious conservative with little touch on reality? Ben Kenobi

[Dr Strangelove]

Hey, why aren't I on the list? At least I'm Christian!

[chequita guevara]

Anglincanism is too close to the real thing.

[SlowwHand]

A vote for Mrs. Tuberski.
Puts up with Tubs, so already a saint; but she may take a step back.

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Anglincanism is too close to the real thing.

Think of the chance to make history with the union of a huge church that doesn't know how to wield power with a small one that has clandestinely pulled the world's strings for over a century.

[Pekka]

That's the thing with Poly. You never know. You are about to go to sleep and then you find out, you're bouting it out to be the Pope. I thanks everyone for the confidence, though I'm not sure what confidence it is.. confidence on me doing my thing or confidence that I would actually be succesful as a Pope and the leader of Catholic world, and pretty much the most powerful man of the world after the president of the US.

I have to say, that I would settle being the most powerful European, that the Pope surely is (when he is European).

My vote would go to Ben Kenobi though. Because I'm serious like that and I believe he would be the best candidate hands down. Knows the hoops the best and has attributes to the job that suites it the closest.

However, if I will be elected to Pope job thing (I don't think it's open vote though, I'm not on the ballot), I promise everyone a big party in Vatican. Duration time = my life time. Everyone is invited and can stay as long as they want, or as long as my dictatorian gear kicks in. Thanks. And I let every PUNK know there's a new cherif in town, who fights them 1 on 1. They can also bring staff, if they want to fight with weapons and ****. We call it 'Showdown In Vatican'. Will be huge.

[VetLegion]

I voted for you and Dissident