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  • #61
    The easier-answered question is whether your girlfriend should marry you.

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    • #62
      Shawn: excellent advice
      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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      • #63
        There's that quote "I'ld never join a club that would have me for a member."
        "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

        “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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        • #64
          Re: Should I marry my girlfriend?

          If you have to ask us, then no.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Asher
            Make her sign a pre-nup!


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            • #66
              Only GF with important and numerous qualities deserve to be married.

              Does your GF admire you although you are not really admirable?
              Does your GF forgive you despite you are generally unforgivable?
              Does your GF believe everything you say although you lie most of the time?
              Does your GF loves you when nobody else would find you lovable?

              If you get four yes, you should marry your GF.
              Statistical anomaly.
              The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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              • #67
                Originally posted by DAVOUT
                Only GF with important and numerous qualities deserve to be married.

                Does your GF admire you although you are not really admirable?
                Does your GF forgive you despite you are generally unforgivable?
                Does your GF believe everything you say although you lie most of the time?
                Does your GF loves you when nobody else would find you lovable?

                If you get four yes, you should marry your GF.


                Dr. "Davout" Love, I have a question. I am admirable, forgivable, honest, and loved by everyone. Does that mean I should never get married?
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                • #68
                  Originally posted by DAVOUT
                  If you get four yes, you should marry your GF.
                  Hell no! If you get four yeses, then the woman's an idiot.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by chegitz guevara


                    Hell no! If you get four yeses, then the woman's an idiot.
                    or a golden retriever.
                    "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                    “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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                    • #70
                      Re: Should I marry my girlfriend?

                      Originally posted by TCO
                      Discuss.
                      You really think Poly is the place to ask such a question?!
                      -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Ogie Oglethorpe


                        or a golden retriever.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #72
                          ROMA VICTOR!!!!!
                          We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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