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  • #1

    I'm thinking of converting to Islam

    Well, now JP2 has been taken off in an ethereal Popemobile, it's time for me to consider a vow of obedience I made to him a long time ago.

    Not that I've been a good Catholic, practising magic and other forms banned by the Catholics.

    But I feel drawn to Islam somehow. A religion that points 2 fingers to the Evil Empire seems destined to be bleesed by an all powerful being.

    Thoughts, folks?
    Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
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    You do get to beat your wife again.
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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    • #3
      Let your garden take up your extra time instead. Religion is bunk.
      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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      • #4
        Didn't someone suggest long ago we mass-convert to Islam to stop terrorism?
        Blah

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        • #5
          Bebro spreche die Wahrheit.
          We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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          • #6
            Both the "Evil Empire" and Islam claim to follow the same God.

            Perhaps you should consider some other alternative? Have you considered paganism?
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            There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
            Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General Ludd

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            • #7
              I'd say we should worship sid meier instead.....actually we already do

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              • #8
                Why not just buy a bunch of lube and jerk off all day? It would be more productive, more enjoyable, and just as likely to save your soul assuming such a thing exists.
                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                • #9
                  Thoughts, folks?
                  According to Oerdin, you'll become a barbaric terrorist if you convert.
                  I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                  For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                  • #10
                    Not at all my trolling spite filled friend. I simply contended that the teachings in the Koran were the most violent of the three monotheistic religions but that all of them sucked donkey balls. Nice troll as always though.
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                    • #11
                      My thoughts on religion:
                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by BeBro
                        Didn't someone suggest long ago we mass-convert to Islam to stop terrorism?
                        It wouldn't work. Then they'd terrorize us for being bad Muslims.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #13
                          And think of the poor pork farmer who'd lose their livelyhoods.
                          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                          • #14
                            And think how much it would suck having four wives to boss us around.
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #15
                              **** man. why do younkeeed a religion? To heel with it. Dukde. Become an atheist. All your frieignds are doing iot. Not thtat I know you that well. Or at all, really. But probably that's the case. Dude.
                              "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
                              -Bokonon

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